AM I MAKING YOU FEEL SICK?

COMMISSIONS OPEN- DM FOR DETAILS Darius || 25 || He/Him Witch, Artist, Horror Enthusiast, Cat Dad, Heretic carrd

[thesirenswept]

hi yes i am currently surviving solely on commission money!! id appreciate it if anyone gave my price sheet a look. please reach out to me through DMs if you have any questions or would like to commission me!!

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"TIMES SQUARE WINDOWS ERROR" (2001), DREW STREIB

[donnerpartyofone]

I need a shirt or hat that says DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[escuerzoresucitado]

[himynamesisnotemail]

[itsanxiete]

what's one of your more niche, fucked up fantasies?

Universal basic income 🤤

[dragongirlteeth]

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[minovskyy]

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[angelbabymikaa]

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

[sevdolo]

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[dragongirlbunny]

while i do enjoy 'blatantly obvious lies as a bit' as much as the next gal, i will always break keyfabe if someone needs clarification, because i know it can be hard to parse a joke sometimes, especially via a text-only medium

[fandom-man]

[dogpuppy]