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Ciaran/ they them/ the personification of sarcastic laughing.

[ghostfaculty]

i havent been on this account for two years

follow me at ghost-faculty so i can delete this trash acc

[fuks]

[justaquickquestion]

[audio: two people in the car are laughing heartily and hysterically, there’s a bit of radio audible]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

WHY ARE PEOPLE SETTING OFF FIREWORKS ITS JULY 2ND

[slimetony]

trying to scare off the squirrels so they don’t eat my birdseed

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

nasa actually stands for ‘not any straight aliens’. gayliens are real and out there.

[ghostfaculty]

@chromedy is a heathen

[ghostfaculty]

take it slow

[ghostfaculty]

Today I Cried About: Nicki Minaj

[shes-universal-deactivated20210]

I’m such a protective bff like I’m sorry but if you’re dating one of my friends I will not 100% like you until you give me like at least 3 reasons to what the fuck makes you think you’re so worthy of dating my ethereal godDEsS of a best friend huh buddy like literally if you are not willing to die for her I will be so fuckin mad every time she blows me off to spend time with your fuckboy ass

[humanityinahandbag]

Did Leslie Knope write this?

[marniethedog]

More tarte pls

[geekasaur]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

[ghostfaculty]

me, using a ouija board: A... L... I... V... E...

friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it's alive????

me: idk i'll keep going

me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N... A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

friend:

me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

[how-do-you-tumbler-blog]

[ragnaros]

Pokemon is so incredible and revolutionary I can fight my fuckig lawn tool in the sky

[prisonparty]

[aanniimmee-deactivated20141218]

[ghostfaculty]

me: 2016 is the year i'll stop using all my money on video games! it's time to be financially responsible :)

pokemon: lmao you thought

[solesurvivorjessica]

Dayman (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)

[suave-groudon-deactivated201802]

[setsu-the-yena]

Pokemon Fandom right now:

[birdmemes]