Ben Hargreeves 0.06

Full-time emotional support ghost and lonely sad boy. I'm dead. In case that wasn't clear. //ooc: this Ben blog is a sideblog for rp ~ so I can't follow you back ~ this Ben is also gay//

[thesevenumbrellas]

I just thought of something

[thesevenumbrellas]

Ok....

Ben but

[thesevenumbrellas]

Instead of tentacles, right?

[thesevenumbrellas]

Balloons

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

@ghostly-bentacles

[ghostly-bentacles]

Watch me soar gracefully away 🎈

[ghostly-bentacles]

Ben! Benny! Benothan! Benny boy!

You ever call me "Benothan" again and I will disembowel you.

[viktordeservesagirlfriend]

Klaus: *levitating 6 inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you that dinner’s ready

Ben: *turns head around 180 degrees* what’d she make

—Based on this

[ghostly-bentacles]

I always wanted owl superpowers

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Too bad you got the blame octopus powers instead! :P

[ghostly-bentacles]

At least I can spiderman around with my tentacles.

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Damn, that's true.

[ghostly-bentacles]

Wait I- are they.. are they technically my tentacles, or someone else's?

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Ah, shit. Moral dilemma ensuing.

Uuuhhh, you use them so they're yours? Question mark?

[ghostly-bentacles]

Yeah but am I forcibly using some creature's arms against its will?

Ew Klaus what if they aren't arms?!

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

What the fuck benny????? What else would they be????

[ghostly-bentacles]

I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT OCTOPUS ANATOMY KLAUS!!

[viktordeservesagirlfriend]

Klaus: *levitating 6 inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you that dinner’s ready

Ben: *turns head around 180 degrees* what’d she make

—Based on this

[ghostly-bentacles]

I always wanted owl superpowers

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Too bad you got the blame octopus powers instead! :P

[ghostly-bentacles]

At least I can spiderman around with my tentacles.

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Damn, that's true.

[ghostly-bentacles]

Wait I- are they.. are they technically my tentacles, or someone else's?

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Ah, shit. Moral dilemma ensuing.

Uuuhhh, you use them so they're yours? Question mark?

[ghostly-bentacles]

Yeah but am I forcibly using some creature's arms against its will?

Ew Klaus what if they aren't arms?!

[viktordeservesagirlfriend]

Klaus: *levitating 6 inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you that dinner’s ready

Ben: *turns head around 180 degrees* what’d she make

—Based on this

[ghostly-bentacles]

I always wanted owl superpowers

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Too bad you got the blame octopus powers instead! :P

[ghostly-bentacles]

At least I can spiderman around with my tentacles.

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Damn, that's true.

[ghostly-bentacles]

Wait I- are they.. are they technically my tentacles, or someone else's?

[viktordeservesagirlfriend]

Klaus: *levitating 6 inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you that dinner’s ready

Ben: *turns head around 180 degrees* what’d she make

—Based on this

[ghostly-bentacles]

I always wanted owl superpowers

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Too bad you got the blame octopus powers instead! :P

[ghostly-bentacles]

At least I can spiderman around with my tentacles.

[viktordeservesagirlfriend]

Klaus: *levitating 6 inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you that dinner’s ready

Ben: *turns head around 180 degrees* what’d she make

—Based on this

[ghostly-bentacles]

I always wanted owl superpowers

[ghostly-bentacles]

Ben Ben Ben Ben Benny Ben Bro Bro bro Benny Benny boy Ben Ghosty Bentacles Hey you Shorty Hey Ben

What in god's name do you want, santa Klaus?

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

I loooovvveeee you

[ghostly-bentacles]

*sigh* I love you too, bro

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

^-^ hehehehehhe Santa klaus

[ghostly-bentacles]

You would look pretty good dressed as santa! I bet red's your colour.

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Oh sweet summer child, my benny boy. Ever color is my color. ;)

[ghostly-bentacles]

True, true. I honestly just want to see you try and pull off normalcy long enough to be a good Santa Klaus for some kiddos.

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Hey Santa works best with a joint, ok?

[ghostly-bentacles]

He does seem chill.

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Sksksksksksksksk wtf Benny

[ghostly-bentacles]

What? Santa's cool.

[ghostly-bentacles]

Ben Ben Ben Ben Benny Ben Bro Bro bro Benny Benny boy Ben Ghosty Bentacles Hey you Shorty Hey Ben

What in god's name do you want, santa Klaus?

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

I loooovvveeee you

[ghostly-bentacles]

*sigh* I love you too, bro

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

^-^ hehehehehhe Santa klaus

[ghostly-bentacles]

You would look pretty good dressed as santa! I bet red's your colour.

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Oh sweet summer child, my benny boy. Ever color is my color. ;)

[ghostly-bentacles]

True, true. I honestly just want to see you try and pull off normalcy long enough to be a good Santa Klaus for some kiddos.

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Hey Santa works best with a joint, ok?

[ghostly-bentacles]

He does seem chill.

[ghostly-bentacles]

Ben Ben Ben Ben Benny Ben Bro Bro bro Benny Benny boy Ben Ghosty Bentacles Hey you Shorty Hey Ben

What in god's name do you want, santa Klaus?

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

I loooovvveeee you

[ghostly-bentacles]

*sigh* I love you too, bro

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

^-^ hehehehehhe Santa klaus

[ghostly-bentacles]

You would look pretty good dressed as santa! I bet red's your colour.

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Oh sweet summer child, my benny boy. Ever color is my color. ;)

[ghostly-bentacles]

True, true. I honestly just want to see you try and pull off normalcy long enough to be a good Santa Klaus for some kiddos.

[ghostly-bentacles]

Ben Ben Ben Ben Benny Ben Bro Bro bro Benny Benny boy Ben Ghosty Bentacles Hey you Shorty Hey Ben

What in god's name do you want, santa Klaus?

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

I loooovvveeee you

[ghostly-bentacles]

*sigh* I love you too, bro

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

^-^ hehehehehhe Santa klaus

[ghostly-bentacles]

You would look pretty good dressed as santa! I bet red's your colour.

[ghostly-bentacles]

Ben Ben Ben Ben Benny Ben Bro Bro bro Benny Benny boy Ben Ghosty Bentacles Hey you Shorty Hey Ben

What in god's name do you want, santa Klaus?

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

I loooovvveeee you

[ghostly-bentacles]

*sigh* I love you too, bro

[ghostly-bentacles]

Ben Ben Ben Ben Benny Ben Bro Bro bro Benny Benny boy Ben Ghosty Bentacles Hey you Shorty Hey Ben

What in god's name do you want, santa Klaus?

[verydarkgrey]

Ben: is sad

Klaus: *begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong ben

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

@ghostly-bentacles

[ghostly-bentacles]

Not gonna lie, that idea cracks me up enough that I wouldn't be sad anymore

[tehmoonofficial]

Ben: Being dead is like being home alone when you’re a teenager. You can say whatever you want, whenever you want, because only one person can hear you and that’s just your annoying little brother

Ben: DICKS!

Ben: THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS A BORING TV SHOW!

Ben: I ONCE SPENT A WEEK EATING NOTHING BUT NACHO CHEESE!

Klaus: [exasperated sigh]

[ghostly-bentacles]

@highklaushargreeves

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Happy birthday, weirdos. I love you, I suppose.

@ghostly-bentacles @allison-hargreeves-official @diego-hargreeves-official @luther-hargreeves-official @five-hargreeves-official @comic-five-hargreeves-official @official-five-hargreeves

And my twins, of course!

@klaus-hargreeves-official @funkylittleseance

[ghostly-bentacles]

Happy birthday, Klaus. And others. 🎂

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Sksksksksksksksksk "others" take that, bitches! I'm the favorite!

[ghostly-bentacles]

Well yeah, but mostly by default since you're the only one that can hear or see me

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Happy birthday, weirdos. I love you, I suppose.

@ghostly-bentacles @allison-hargreeves-official @diego-hargreeves-official @luther-hargreeves-official @five-hargreeves-official @comic-five-hargreeves-official @official-five-hargreeves

And my twins, of course!

@klaus-hargreeves-official @funkylittleseance

[ghostly-bentacles]

Happy birthday, Klaus. And others. 🎂