PLEASE MARRY ME

[symphonic-symphonia]

I just wanted to try fries today why did Huntsman cut the line💔

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT

[officer-term-o-servise]

You're coming with me.

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. GO BACK TO KISSING YOUR WEIRDO LOOKING ANTIVIRUS GIRLFRIEND. THIS IS UNCALLED FOR.

[la-voix-klavish]

Hey! Please don't be mean!

[officer-term-o-servise]

It's law, kid. And huntsman broke one.

Actually, he broke plenty.

[la-voix-klavish]

Law? I'm not too familiar with that....I hope i haven't broken any..

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

Dont worry, Sweetheart, I dont think ya' ever will. Your heart's full of honey, if anythin'.

[la-voix-klavish]

Awhhh! Do you really think so?

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

Course! .. I am your mama, right? I always know right or wrong bout' my daughters!

[officer-term-o-servise]

FARMER GET YOURSELF OFF THE TREE!

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AH WON'T LET YOU STRIKE DOWN GOAT VR. DON'T MAKE ME SMILE EVIL SCARY.

[officer-term-o-servise]

. What?

[varech-le-vent]

In all of my years studying law and people's behaviour this is a first time thing.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

That's RIGHT.

if ya' keep tryin' to remove my game, I'll do things! I have a right to keep my game up! Y'all ain't fair!

[deux-la-deux]

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

NO SYMPHONIA, NO BLUE-DION.

TERM IS EVIL! HE'S GONNA STRIKE MY HARD WORK DOWN?!

[deux-la-deux]

WHAT DID I DO BRO??

[officer-term-o-servise]

What did any of us do? Farmer, you need to calm down before I chop that tree down!

[deux-la-deux]

Is he, perhaps, stupid?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

I. AIN'T. STUPID! YELLOWMAN IS, BUT NOT ME.

[deux-la-deux]

Buddy. Pal.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

What?!

[deux-la-deux]

You are one of the dumbest people i have the misfortune of knowing. D'eux better.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

D'EUX BETTER?

YA AIN'T A GENIUS YERSELF.

IF I WASN'T HERE, YA' WOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE.

[deux-la-deux]

I'm not even from this game bro

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

Well ya still wouldn't have a home!

A home that might I add, TERM IS TRYIN' TO TAKE!

[deux-la-deux]

Do not diss term.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY???

[deux-la-deux]

We get along.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

A- ARE YA' MAD?! THAT'S LIKE ME BEING FRIENDS WITH IVAN!

[deux-la-deux]

But Ivan doesn't understand the importance of laws and fairness, does he?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

..He understands the laws of minion memes, does that count?

[deux-la-deux]

what the hell is a minion meme

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

Allow me to illuminate.

[deux-la-deux]

I don't think i want to see anymore.

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Its.. it's dangerously brainrotting. My sweetest spouse will never be the same!

[dahliademidee]

Minion memes are absolute cinema.

[ghostly-honeymoon]

NO THEY'RE NOT!

[symphonic-symphonia]

I just wanted to try fries today why did Huntsman cut the line💔

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT

[officer-term-o-servise]

You're coming with me.

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. GO BACK TO KISSING YOUR WEIRDO LOOKING ANTIVIRUS GIRLFRIEND. THIS IS UNCALLED FOR.

[la-voix-klavish]

Hey! Please don't be mean!

[officer-term-o-servise]

It's law, kid. And huntsman broke one.

Actually, he broke plenty.

[la-voix-klavish]

Law? I'm not too familiar with that....I hope i haven't broken any..

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

Dont worry, Sweetheart, I dont think ya' ever will. Your heart's full of honey, if anythin'.

[la-voix-klavish]

Awhhh! Do you really think so?

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

Course! .. I am your mama, right? I always know right or wrong bout' my daughters!

[officer-term-o-servise]

FARMER GET YOURSELF OFF THE TREE!

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AH WON'T LET YOU STRIKE DOWN GOAT VR. DON'T MAKE ME SMILE EVIL SCARY.

[officer-term-o-servise]

. What?

[varech-le-vent]

In all of my years studying law and people's behaviour this is a first time thing.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

That's RIGHT.

if ya' keep tryin' to remove my game, I'll do things! I have a right to keep my game up! Y'all ain't fair!

[deux-la-deux]

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

NO SYMPHONIA, NO BLUE-DION.

TERM IS EVIL! HE'S GONNA STRIKE MY HARD WORK DOWN?!

[deux-la-deux]

WHAT DID I DO BRO??

[officer-term-o-servise]

What did any of us do? Farmer, you need to calm down before I chop that tree down!

[deux-la-deux]

Is he, perhaps, stupid?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

I. AIN'T. STUPID! YELLOWMAN IS, BUT NOT ME.

[deux-la-deux]

Buddy. Pal.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

What?!

[deux-la-deux]

You are one of the dumbest people i have the misfortune of knowing. D'eux better.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

D'EUX BETTER?

YA AIN'T A GENIUS YERSELF.

IF I WASN'T HERE, YA' WOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE.

[deux-la-deux]

I'm not even from this game bro

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

Well ya still wouldn't have a home!

A home that might I add, TERM IS TRYIN' TO TAKE!

[deux-la-deux]

Do not diss term.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY???

[deux-la-deux]

We get along.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

A- ARE YA' MAD?! THAT'S LIKE ME BEING FRIENDS WITH IVAN!

[deux-la-deux]

But Ivan doesn't understand the importance of laws and fairness, does he?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

..He understands the laws of minion memes, does that count?

[deux-la-deux]

what the hell is a minion meme

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

Allow me to illuminate.

[deux-la-deux]

I don't think i want to see anymore.

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Its.. it's dangerously brainrotting. My sweetest spouse will never be the same!

[symphonic-symphonia]

I just wanted to try fries today why did Huntsman cut the line💔

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT

[officer-term-o-servise]

You're coming with me.

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. GO BACK TO KISSING YOUR WEIRDO LOOKING ANTIVIRUS GIRLFRIEND. THIS IS UNCALLED FOR.

[la-voix-klavish]

Hey! Please don't be mean!

[officer-term-o-servise]

It's law, kid. And huntsman broke one.

Actually, he broke plenty.

[la-voix-klavish]

Law? I'm not too familiar with that....I hope i haven't broken any..

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

Dont worry, Sweetheart, I dont think ya' ever will. Your heart's full of honey, if anythin'.

[la-voix-klavish]

Awhhh! Do you really think so?

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

Course! .. I am your mama, right? I always know right or wrong bout' my daughters!

[officer-term-o-servise]

FARMER GET YOURSELF OFF THE TREE!

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AH WON'T LET YOU STRIKE DOWN GOAT VR. DON'T MAKE ME SMILE EVIL SCARY.

[officer-term-o-servise]

. What?

[varech-le-vent]

In all of my years studying law and people's behaviour this is a first time thing.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

That's RIGHT.

if ya' keep tryin' to remove my game, I'll do things! I have a right to keep my game up! Y'all ain't fair!

[deux-la-deux]

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

NO SYMPHONIA, NO BLUE-DION.

TERM IS EVIL! HE'S GONNA STRIKE MY HARD WORK DOWN?!

[deux-la-deux]

WHAT DID I DO BRO??

[officer-term-o-servise]

What did any of us do? Farmer, you need to calm down before I chop that tree down!

[deux-la-deux]

Is he, perhaps, stupid?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

I. AIN'T. STUPID! YELLOWMAN IS, BUT NOT ME.

[deux-la-deux]

Buddy. Pal.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

What?!

[deux-la-deux]

You are one of the dumbest people i have the misfortune of knowing. D'eux better.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

D'EUX BETTER?

YA AIN'T A GENIUS YERSELF.

IF I WASN'T HERE, YA' WOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE.

[deux-la-deux]

I'm not even from this game bro

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

Well ya still wouldn't have a home!

A home that might I add, TERM IS TRYIN' TO TAKE!

[deux-la-deux]

Do not diss term.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY???

[deux-la-deux]

We get along.

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

A- ARE YA' MAD?! THAT'S LIKE ME BEING FRIENDS WITH IVAN!

[deux-la-deux]

But Ivan doesn't understand the importance of laws and fairness, does he?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

..He understands the laws of minion memes, does that count?

[deux-la-deux]

D'eux made Varech cry and gets mad *tear her courthouse and scream monster in the courthouse*

[synni-you-can-dance]

Stop drinking eating chicken waste! It's bad, and not good for you.

[deux-la-deux]

I am going dragon mode

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

WHAT IS?? DRAGON MODE??

Deux, no more smelling chicken.

[toughy-goat-853]

(im going to get my ass whipped right now oh my god)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*picks up toughy and flies away to God knows where*

[trixigonnatrix]

I smell chicken

[loyal-chiffon]

Chicken... Ough, I'm so hungry .. cashmere has been starving me. Please, just a scrap of chicken...

[trixigonnatrix]

Day is never finished. Cashmere got you working

[loyal-chiffon]

Someday cashmere set me free......

I was working all night! So boring!

[trixigonnatrix]

But tonight I'm gonna go out cause it's... Friday night!

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

It is Saturday..

[trixigonnatrix]

Can i have FUN for once

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Uhhh..

*gets mad* I HAD A FUN LIFE BEFORE FARMER CAME! I WANNA SAVE MY MICE EVEN IF I HAVE NO POWERS BY MY DEVICE GONE! EVEN IF I GET HURT I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!! EVER!

[varech-le-vent]

Wow. I'm gonna quit being a hero for this!

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Wow.. it's almost as if you're some kind of mistress as this!

[anaabba]

A mistress gem...

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Speaking of minerals actually anna

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Did you know in the human world there was a real life case of a man named Peton Greffin.

They threw poor him into the cave, which was well under the ground, and it was foretold he was surviving by eating various substances, including iron, rocks, and minerals.

[anaabba]

Was he perhaps trapped with his daughter, Meg Greffin?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Oh, OH I KNOW THAT STORY THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND HUNTRESS'S FAVOURITE STORY OF ALL TIME!

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Buddy ?

[anaabba]

I think it's...what you'd call 'peak'.

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

Ana?

[anaabba]

Hello.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

HEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE PEAK PEAK? PEAK! YOU KNOW WHAT'S PEAK? BESIDES THROWING YELLOWMAN OFF THE PEAK OF A. CLIFF? UEHEHEHEHEHOOO TRIXIIIII

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?????

[palloncinogonnaclown]

AHAHHAHHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEIOHOOHOHOOHHOHAGAGHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*she starts comically smashing 5045 with her silly slammer hammer over and over and over until he's nothing but a literal fucking puddle*

[trixigonnatrix]

What is your problem actually.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

..?

5045-2 made Trixi cry and gets mad *tear his silo and scream monster in the silo*..?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

I.. don't even... Have a dragon form.. colour green to protect myself.. bleerghhhh

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Nanananana Booboo!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Huntsman, be kind. You wouldn't like it if she did it to you!

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

She's right. We should use minion power to stop this bullying!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Father please

[dahliademidee]

Honeymoon? I smell Honeymoon?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Let's go get some nice chicken .. I've always liked the crispy chicken

[dahliademidee]

Me too...

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Goodness, you're just my other half!

[deux-la-deux]

D'eux made Varech cry and gets mad *tear her courthouse and scream monster in the courthouse*

[synni-you-can-dance]

Stop drinking eating chicken waste! It's bad, and not good for you.

[deux-la-deux]

I am going dragon mode

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

WHAT IS?? DRAGON MODE??

Deux, no more smelling chicken.

[toughy-goat-853]

(im going to get my ass whipped right now oh my god)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*picks up toughy and flies away to God knows where*

[trixigonnatrix]

I smell chicken

[loyal-chiffon]

Chicken... Ough, I'm so hungry .. cashmere has been starving me. Please, just a scrap of chicken...

[trixigonnatrix]

Day is never finished. Cashmere got you working

[loyal-chiffon]

Someday cashmere set me free......

I was working all night! So boring!

[trixigonnatrix]

But tonight I'm gonna go out cause it's... Friday night!

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

It is Saturday..

[trixigonnatrix]

Can i have FUN for once

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Uhhh..

*gets mad* I HAD A FUN LIFE BEFORE FARMER CAME! I WANNA SAVE MY MICE EVEN IF I HAVE NO POWERS BY MY DEVICE GONE! EVEN IF I GET HURT I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!! EVER!

[varech-le-vent]

Wow. I'm gonna quit being a hero for this!

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Wow.. it's almost as if you're some kind of mistress as this!

[anaabba]

A mistress gem...

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Speaking of minerals actually anna

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Did you know in the human world there was a real life case of a man named Peton Greffin.

They threw poor him into the cave, which was well under the ground, and it was foretold he was surviving by eating various substances, including iron, rocks, and minerals.

[anaabba]

Was he perhaps trapped with his daughter, Meg Greffin?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Oh, OH I KNOW THAT STORY THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND HUNTRESS'S FAVOURITE STORY OF ALL TIME!

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Buddy ?

[anaabba]

I think it's...what you'd call 'peak'.

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

Ana?

[anaabba]

Hello.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

HEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE PEAK PEAK? PEAK! YOU KNOW WHAT'S PEAK? BESIDES THROWING YELLOWMAN OFF THE PEAK OF A. CLIFF? UEHEHEHEHEHOOO TRIXIIIII

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?????

[palloncinogonnaclown]

AHAHHAHHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEIOHOOHOHOOHHOHAGAGHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*she starts comically smashing 5045 with her silly slammer hammer over and over and over until he's nothing but a literal fucking puddle*

[trixigonnatrix]

What is your problem actually.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

..?

5045-2 made Trixi cry and gets mad *tear his silo and scream monster in the silo*..?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

I.. don't even... Have a dragon form.. colour green to protect myself.. bleerghhhh

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Nanananana Booboo!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Huntsman, be kind. You wouldn't like it if she did it to you!

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

She's right. We should use minion power to stop this bullying!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Father please

[dahliademidee]

Honeymoon? I smell Honeymoon?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Let's go get some nice chicken .. I've always liked the crispy chicken

[deux-la-deux]

D'eux made Varech cry and gets mad *tear her courthouse and scream monster in the courthouse*

[synni-you-can-dance]

Stop drinking eating chicken waste! It's bad, and not good for you.

[deux-la-deux]

I am going dragon mode

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

WHAT IS?? DRAGON MODE??

Deux, no more smelling chicken.

[toughy-goat-853]

(im going to get my ass whipped right now oh my god)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*picks up toughy and flies away to God knows where*

[trixigonnatrix]

I smell chicken

[loyal-chiffon]

Chicken... Ough, I'm so hungry .. cashmere has been starving me. Please, just a scrap of chicken...

[trixigonnatrix]

Day is never finished. Cashmere got you working

[loyal-chiffon]

Someday cashmere set me free......

I was working all night! So boring!

[trixigonnatrix]

But tonight I'm gonna go out cause it's... Friday night!

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

It is Saturday..

[trixigonnatrix]

Can i have FUN for once

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Uhhh..

*gets mad* I HAD A FUN LIFE BEFORE FARMER CAME! I WANNA SAVE MY MICE EVEN IF I HAVE NO POWERS BY MY DEVICE GONE! EVEN IF I GET HURT I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!! EVER!

[varech-le-vent]

Wow. I'm gonna quit being a hero for this!

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Wow.. it's almost as if you're some kind of mistress as this!

[anaabba]

A mistress gem...

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Speaking of minerals actually anna

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Did you know in the human world there was a real life case of a man named Peton Greffin.

They threw poor him into the cave, which was well under the ground, and it was foretold he was surviving by eating various substances, including iron, rocks, and minerals.

[anaabba]

Was he perhaps trapped with his daughter, Meg Greffin?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Oh, OH I KNOW THAT STORY THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND HUNTRESS'S FAVOURITE STORY OF ALL TIME!

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Buddy ?

[anaabba]

I think it's...what you'd call 'peak'.

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

Ana?

[anaabba]

Hello.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

HEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE PEAK PEAK? PEAK! YOU KNOW WHAT'S PEAK? BESIDES THROWING YELLOWMAN OFF THE PEAK OF A. CLIFF? UEHEHEHEHEHOOO TRIXIIIII

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?????

[palloncinogonnaclown]

AHAHHAHHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEIOHOOHOHOOHHOHAGAGHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*she starts comically smashing 5045 with her silly slammer hammer over and over and over until he's nothing but a literal fucking puddle*

[trixigonnatrix]

What is your problem actually.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

..?

5045-2 made Trixi cry and gets mad *tear his silo and scream monster in the silo*..?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

I.. don't even... Have a dragon form.. colour green to protect myself.. bleerghhhh

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Nanananana Booboo!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Huntsman, be kind. You wouldn't like it if she did it to you!

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

She's right. We should use minion power to stop this bullying!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Father please

[dahliademidee]

Honeymoon? I smell Honeymoon?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

And I see a Demi, a demi! 💚

[dahliademidee]

So cute! So awesome! I'm craving some chicken rn!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Say, what kind of chicken are you looking for right about now? I'm sure we can eat just what you're looking for.

[deux-la-deux]

D'eux made Varech cry and gets mad *tear her courthouse and scream monster in the courthouse*

[synni-you-can-dance]

Stop drinking eating chicken waste! It's bad, and not good for you.

[deux-la-deux]

I am going dragon mode

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

WHAT IS?? DRAGON MODE??

Deux, no more smelling chicken.

[toughy-goat-853]

(im going to get my ass whipped right now oh my god)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*picks up toughy and flies away to God knows where*

[trixigonnatrix]

I smell chicken

[loyal-chiffon]

Chicken... Ough, I'm so hungry .. cashmere has been starving me. Please, just a scrap of chicken...

[trixigonnatrix]

Day is never finished. Cashmere got you working

[loyal-chiffon]

Someday cashmere set me free......

I was working all night! So boring!

[trixigonnatrix]

But tonight I'm gonna go out cause it's... Friday night!

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

It is Saturday..

[trixigonnatrix]

Can i have FUN for once

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Uhhh..

*gets mad* I HAD A FUN LIFE BEFORE FARMER CAME! I WANNA SAVE MY MICE EVEN IF I HAVE NO POWERS BY MY DEVICE GONE! EVEN IF I GET HURT I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!! EVER!

[varech-le-vent]

Wow. I'm gonna quit being a hero for this!

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Wow.. it's almost as if you're some kind of mistress as this!

[anaabba]

A mistress gem...

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Speaking of minerals actually anna

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Did you know in the human world there was a real life case of a man named Peton Greffin.

They threw poor him into the cave, which was well under the ground, and it was foretold he was surviving by eating various substances, including iron, rocks, and minerals.

[anaabba]

Was he perhaps trapped with his daughter, Meg Greffin?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Oh, OH I KNOW THAT STORY THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND HUNTRESS'S FAVOURITE STORY OF ALL TIME!

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Buddy ?

[anaabba]

I think it's...what you'd call 'peak'.

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

Ana?

[anaabba]

Hello.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

HEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE PEAK PEAK? PEAK! YOU KNOW WHAT'S PEAK? BESIDES THROWING YELLOWMAN OFF THE PEAK OF A. CLIFF? UEHEHEHEHEHOOO TRIXIIIII

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?????

[palloncinogonnaclown]

AHAHHAHHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEIOHOOHOHOOHHOHAGAGHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*she starts comically smashing 5045 with her silly slammer hammer over and over and over until he's nothing but a literal fucking puddle*

[trixigonnatrix]

What is your problem actually.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

..?

5045-2 made Trixi cry and gets mad *tear his silo and scream monster in the silo*..?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

I.. don't even... Have a dragon form.. colour green to protect myself.. bleerghhhh

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Nanananana Booboo!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Huntsman, be kind. You wouldn't like it if she did it to you!

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

She's right. We should use minion power to stop this bullying!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Father please

[dahliademidee]

Honeymoon? I smell Honeymoon?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

And I see a Demi, a demi! 💚

[dahliademidee]

So cute! So awesome! I'm craving some chicken rn!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Wow, I smell chicken ...

[deux-la-deux]

D'eux made Varech cry and gets mad *tear her courthouse and scream monster in the courthouse*

[synni-you-can-dance]

Stop drinking eating chicken waste! It's bad, and not good for you.

[deux-la-deux]

I am going dragon mode

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

WHAT IS?? DRAGON MODE??

Deux, no more smelling chicken.

[toughy-goat-853]

(im going to get my ass whipped right now oh my god)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*picks up toughy and flies away to God knows where*

[trixigonnatrix]

I smell chicken

[loyal-chiffon]

Chicken... Ough, I'm so hungry .. cashmere has been starving me. Please, just a scrap of chicken...

[trixigonnatrix]

Day is never finished. Cashmere got you working

[loyal-chiffon]

Someday cashmere set me free......

I was working all night! So boring!

[trixigonnatrix]

But tonight I'm gonna go out cause it's... Friday night!

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

It is Saturday..

[trixigonnatrix]

Can i have FUN for once

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Uhhh..

*gets mad* I HAD A FUN LIFE BEFORE FARMER CAME! I WANNA SAVE MY MICE EVEN IF I HAVE NO POWERS BY MY DEVICE GONE! EVEN IF I GET HURT I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!! EVER!

[varech-le-vent]

Wow. I'm gonna quit being a hero for this!

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Wow.. it's almost as if you're some kind of mistress as this!

[anaabba]

A mistress gem...

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Speaking of minerals actually anna

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Did you know in the human world there was a real life case of a man named Peton Greffin.

They threw poor him into the cave, which was well under the ground, and it was foretold he was surviving by eating various substances, including iron, rocks, and minerals.

[anaabba]

Was he perhaps trapped with his daughter, Meg Greffin?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Oh, OH I KNOW THAT STORY THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND HUNTRESS'S FAVOURITE STORY OF ALL TIME!

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Buddy ?

[anaabba]

I think it's...what you'd call 'peak'.

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

Ana?

[anaabba]

Hello.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

HEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE PEAK PEAK? PEAK! YOU KNOW WHAT'S PEAK? BESIDES THROWING YELLOWMAN OFF THE PEAK OF A. CLIFF? UEHEHEHEHEHOOO TRIXIIIII

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?????

[palloncinogonnaclown]

AHAHHAHHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEIOHOOHOHOOHHOHAGAGHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*she starts comically smashing 5045 with her silly slammer hammer over and over and over until he's nothing but a literal fucking puddle*

[trixigonnatrix]

What is your problem actually.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

..?

5045-2 made Trixi cry and gets mad *tear his silo and scream monster in the silo*..?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

I.. don't even... Have a dragon form.. colour green to protect myself.. bleerghhhh

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Nanananana Booboo!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Huntsman, be kind. You wouldn't like it if she did it to you!

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

She's right. We should use minion power to stop this bullying!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Father please

[dahliademidee]

Honeymoon? I smell Honeymoon?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

And I see a Demi, a demi! 💚

[deux-la-deux]

D'eux made Varech cry and gets mad *tear her courthouse and scream monster in the courthouse*

[synni-you-can-dance]

Stop drinking eating chicken waste! It's bad, and not good for you.

[deux-la-deux]

I am going dragon mode

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

WHAT IS?? DRAGON MODE??

Deux, no more smelling chicken.

[toughy-goat-853]

(im going to get my ass whipped right now oh my god)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*picks up toughy and flies away to God knows where*

[trixigonnatrix]

I smell chicken

[loyal-chiffon]

Chicken... Ough, I'm so hungry .. cashmere has been starving me. Please, just a scrap of chicken...

[trixigonnatrix]

Day is never finished. Cashmere got you working

[loyal-chiffon]

Someday cashmere set me free......

I was working all night! So boring!

[trixigonnatrix]

But tonight I'm gonna go out cause it's... Friday night!

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

It is Saturday..

[trixigonnatrix]

Can i have FUN for once

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Uhhh..

*gets mad* I HAD A FUN LIFE BEFORE FARMER CAME! I WANNA SAVE MY MICE EVEN IF I HAVE NO POWERS BY MY DEVICE GONE! EVEN IF I GET HURT I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!! EVER!

[varech-le-vent]

Wow. I'm gonna quit being a hero for this!

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Wow.. it's almost as if you're some kind of mistress as this!

[anaabba]

A mistress gem...

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Speaking of minerals actually anna

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Did you know in the human world there was a real life case of a man named Peton Greffin.

They threw poor him into the cave, which was well under the ground, and it was foretold he was surviving by eating various substances, including iron, rocks, and minerals.

[anaabba]

Was he perhaps trapped with his daughter, Meg Greffin?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Oh, OH I KNOW THAT STORY THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND HUNTRESS'S FAVOURITE STORY OF ALL TIME!

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Buddy ?

[anaabba]

I think it's...what you'd call 'peak'.

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

Ana?

[anaabba]

Hello.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

HEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE PEAK PEAK? PEAK! YOU KNOW WHAT'S PEAK? BESIDES THROWING YELLOWMAN OFF THE PEAK OF A. CLIFF? UEHEHEHEHEHOOO TRIXIIIII

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?????

[palloncinogonnaclown]

AHAHHAHHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEIOHOOHOHOOHHOHAGAGHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*she starts comically smashing 5045 with her silly slammer hammer over and over and over until he's nothing but a literal fucking puddle*

[trixigonnatrix]

What is your problem actually.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

..?

5045-2 made Trixi cry and gets mad *tear his silo and scream monster in the silo*..?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

I.. don't even... Have a dragon form.. colour green to protect myself.. bleerghhhh

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Nanananana Booboo!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Huntsman, be kind. You wouldn't like it if she did it to you!

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

She's right. We should use minion power to stop this bullying!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Father please

[deux-la-deux]

D'eux made Varech cry and gets mad *tear her courthouse and scream monster in the courthouse*

[synni-you-can-dance]

Stop drinking eating chicken waste! It's bad, and not good for you.

[deux-la-deux]

I am going dragon mode

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

WHAT IS?? DRAGON MODE??

Deux, no more smelling chicken.

[toughy-goat-853]

(im going to get my ass whipped right now oh my god)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*picks up toughy and flies away to God knows where*

[trixigonnatrix]

I smell chicken

[loyal-chiffon]

Chicken... Ough, I'm so hungry .. cashmere has been starving me. Please, just a scrap of chicken...

[trixigonnatrix]

Day is never finished. Cashmere got you working

[loyal-chiffon]

Someday cashmere set me free......

I was working all night! So boring!

[trixigonnatrix]

But tonight I'm gonna go out cause it's... Friday night!

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

It is Saturday..

[trixigonnatrix]

Can i have FUN for once

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Uhhh..

*gets mad* I HAD A FUN LIFE BEFORE FARMER CAME! I WANNA SAVE MY MICE EVEN IF I HAVE NO POWERS BY MY DEVICE GONE! EVEN IF I GET HURT I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!! EVER!

[varech-le-vent]

Wow. I'm gonna quit being a hero for this!

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Wow.. it's almost as if you're some kind of mistress as this!

[anaabba]

A mistress gem...

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Speaking of minerals actually anna

[ephipanys-death-shield]

Did you know in the human world there was a real life case of a man named Peton Greffin.

They threw poor him into the cave, which was well under the ground, and it was foretold he was surviving by eating various substances, including iron, rocks, and minerals.

[anaabba]

Was he perhaps trapped with his daughter, Meg Greffin?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Oh, OH I KNOW THAT STORY THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND HUNTRESS'S FAVOURITE STORY OF ALL TIME!

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Buddy ?

[anaabba]

I think it's...what you'd call 'peak'.

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

Ana?

[anaabba]

Hello.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

HEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE PEAK PEAK? PEAK! YOU KNOW WHAT'S PEAK? BESIDES THROWING YELLOWMAN OFF THE PEAK OF A. CLIFF? UEHEHEHEHEHOOO TRIXIIIII

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?????

[palloncinogonnaclown]

AHAHHAHHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEIOHOOHOHOOHHOHAGAGHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*she starts comically smashing 5045 with her silly slammer hammer over and over and over until he's nothing but a literal fucking puddle*

[trixigonnatrix]

What is your problem actually.

[palloncinogonnaclown]

..?

5045-2 made Trixi cry and gets mad *tear his silo and scream monster in the silo*..?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

I.. don't even... Have a dragon form.. colour green to protect myself.. bleerghhhh

[huntsman-the-awesome-and-cooler]

Nanananana Booboo!

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Huntsman, be kind. You wouldn't like it if she did it to you!

[deux-la-deux]

D'eux made Varech cry and gets mad *tear her courthouse and scream monster in the courthouse*

[synni-you-can-dance]

Stop drinking eating chicken waste! It's bad, and not good for you.

[deux-la-deux]

I am going dragon mode

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

WHAT IS?? DRAGON MODE??

Deux, no more smelling chicken.

[toughy-goat-853]

(im going to get my ass whipped right now oh my god)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*picks up toughy and flies away to God knows where*

[trixigonnatrix]

I smell chicken

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

No. Chicken not for you🤨

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Wait why the fuck why was it be who said this line. Pretend you saw nothing...

[snezha-keri]

I like snow, farmer.

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

EWWWWWWWWW SNOW + FARMER! THAT COMBINATION...💢🤢

[dahliademidee]

IT'S PEAK! IT'S PEAK!!

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

Did Someone Call for Peak?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

FATHER PLEASE I CANNOT TAKE THIS LEVEL OF HUMILIATION

[super-musical-wow-vinnyl]

hello! I'm Vinnyl! And what you've been seeing is a fictionalized account intended to inspire humor. Eating atomic chicken will not give you superheat laser vision. Watch as I dispel this common myth!

[dahliademidee]

This post is ravioli approved

[super-musical-wow-vinnyl]

That is trUUUERGHHHHHHH! *His eyes go green power mode*

*HULK VINNYL POWER!*

*Hulk Monster Vinnyl smash the building Fantastic Four*

Huntsman made Symphonia cry and gets mad *tear his house and scream hulk monster in the house*

[dahliademidee]

I am going to try and kill you 6 times.

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Where's the dragon form when you need it.

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

I hope farmies okay .. I haven't seen him in quite a bit now. I'm gettin' worried.

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Don't worry shepherdess, I'm sure he's fine..

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Yes, dear. Let's not get ourselves worked up now, shall we? I'm sure he's just on a Vacation.

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

An Anonymous Tip Told Me To Tell @ghostly-honeymoon and @dahliademidee This Is Them

[dahliademidee]

OH MY GOD IVAN NOT. TRUAH.

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

But The Anonymous Tip Said It Was So!

It Was Hawk Truah, If You May.

[dahliademidee]

Listen. Not every anonymous person here will tell you things that are true. ESPECIALLY of they come from a circus.

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

Oh

Like Who?

[dahliademidee]

Like uhhh. @trixigonnatrix . She reeks.

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Did you just summon her??

If it works, Anyway. Which I doubt.

[trixigonnatrix]

hi guARE THOSE FUCKING MINION MEMES????

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

Oh Hello Schokolade 😃👋

[trixigonnatrix]

THAT'S NOT MY NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[theamazingacrobatfairi]

Don't worry, miss Trixi! It happens to me a lot.

[trixigonnatrix]

Yeah, yeah, what was your name again? Zaharen Pamuk or something? Whatever go bring me a beer.

[theamazingacrobatfairi]

..... On it, Fairi. We don't want you *wasting away alone* now do we?

[trixigonnatrix]

Ok Fairi but I think you should bring me a beer

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

me too...😈

[trixigonnatrix]

If you want a beer you have to pay me 10 dollars.

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

...can I sing Saturday night instead?

[trixigonnatrix]

Fine.

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Sigh here goes nothing.

I was working all week, nothing exciting

I was waiting all week, so boring

But tonight, I will go out because it's

Friday night

I wanna keep moving

All night

I wanna dance

All night

And I wanna drink

All night

And I wanna party

All night

And I wanna enjoy this night because it's

Friday night

Friday night

I'm waiting on you, girl

Come closer because tonight

We party 'til the morning light

I will buy you couple shots and couple drinks

Then dancing all night long

Kissing you nonstop

That's all I want because it's

Friday night

Friday night

Friday night

Friday night

Girls and boys in the best club around

Alcohol and Friday night

All of us making out, we're young

We can't hesitate

I will buy you couple shots, couple drinks

Why wait?

I wanna love you all night because it's

Friday night

Friday night

Friday night

Friday night

This party is never ending

And you're not dreaming

Girls and boys, all together, it's Friday night

We're all making out

I'll buy you couple of shots, couple of drinks

That's what I love about Friday night

Alcohol, kisses, sexy party with Shepherdess

That's what I love about Friday night

So, get your ass out because tonight

We gonna party 'til the morning lights

And we love it because it's

Friday night

Because tonight is

Friday night

Friday night

Friday night

Friday night

[the-very-real-farmer-not-fakemer]

Shepherdess 🤤

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

Why aren't we killing you and dismembering you and eating you?

[ghostly-honeymoon]

?

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

An Anonymous Tip Told Me To Tell @ghostly-honeymoon and @dahliademidee This Is Them

[dahliademidee]

OH MY GOD IVAN NOT. TRUAH.

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

But The Anonymous Tip Said It Was So!

It Was Hawk Truah, If You May.

[dahliademidee]

Listen. Not every anonymous person here will tell you things that are true. ESPECIALLY of they come from a circus.

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

Oh

Like Who?

[dahliademidee]

Like uhhh. @trixigonnatrix . She reeks.

[ghostly-honeymoon]

Did you just summon her??

If it works, Anyway. Which I doubt.

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

An Anonymous Tip Told Me To Tell @ghostly-honeymoon and @dahliademidee This Is Them

[dahliademidee]

OH MY GOD IVAN NOT. TRUAH.

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

But The Anonymous Tip Said It Was So!

It Was Hawk Truah, If You May.

[ghostly-honeymoon]

what

[research-ivan-cherv-do-the-worm]

An Anonymous Tip Told Me To Tell @ghostly-honeymoon and @dahliademidee This Is Them

[ghostly-honeymoon]

FATHER.