Local Detective Witch

(In Character RP blog for an original muse, Oliver Kyle)

[commissionsdarian]

@ghostlygravekeeper

[ghostlygravekeeper]

Was there a man here?

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[ghostlygravekeeper]

Are there other witches of your kind that we should know of?

I haven't been keeping up with Alice and Mari's attempts to get their numbers back up, apparently it's going good? But it's still a small network that's spanning multiple Reality Plenums. At least it's a start.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

So you actually did it? You killed Azben?

Weeellll personally? Yes.

I simply...quietly orchestrated the elimination of a few rogue subjects, while everyone was too busy to notice. That's all.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

Anyone have ideas on what to do with this fae skull? It's been nothing but a paperweight for months and I'm getting kinda sick of it being here.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

God damn why is my body suddenly deciding to punish me for simply reaching beneath me.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

Actually wait I am not surprised that the recent bottom-of-the-barrel trans rep character was one that metaphorically dies in the end.

We need better standards. 💀

[ghostlygravekeeper]

Oh yeah, speaking of.

Anyone need anything, if you happen to be on at this hour and see this? Water? Ice cream?

[ghostlygravekeeper]

How've you been dealing with the world-wide heatwave?

Oh yknooow I've had to move to working from home until summer ends so I don't overheat. Thank god cold magic's low maintenance.

That reminds me, need to restock up on cold shit again in case anyone else comes over.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

So how are you feeling about the purple rabbit.

I stg if I have to see "IsN't sHe LoVeLy" cross my dash again I'm gonna commit NUMEROUS cybercrimes.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

I will never understand designer handbags.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

You know they didn't deny her claiming them to be your spouse.

Shush.

[thatsbelievable]

[ghostlygravekeeper]

Gooood evening~! Forgive me, but Alice has been preoccupied with work as of late, so I have to take the liberty of requesting for you and I meet at the earliest convenience. A few things have cropped up recently that may be of concern.

- M. Whitley

PS. Do tell your spouse not to shoot me on sight? Thank you kindly~

Maribel? Haven't heard from you in a while, this must be important.

I'll see what I can do but no promises.

[aficklepieceoftime]

I’m such a violent man. We source it to my days as a youth mowing down minimum wage workers over chocolate bars. :(

[ghostlygravekeeper]

Behave. >:(

If you wanted me to get some chocolates, you could've just said something.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

Gooood evening~! Forgive me, but Alice has been preoccupied with work as of late, so I have to take the liberty of requesting for you and I meet at the earliest convenience. A few things have cropped up recently that may be of concern.

- M. Whitley

PS. Do tell your spouse not to shoot me on sight? Thank you kindly~

Maribel? Haven't heard from you in a while, this must be important.

I'll see what I can do but no promises.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

I have not a goddamn clue why I'm working on an automated stage hook beyond the bit.

Yes I know it can be useful normally but. The bit. This is for the love of the bit.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

It worked too well I broke a window

[ghostlygravekeeper]

I have not a goddamn clue why I'm working on an automated stage hook beyond the bit.

Yes I know it can be useful normally but. The bit. This is for the love of the bit.