[catsbeaversandducks]

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[freshest-tittymilk]

Reblog retention cat to increase your financial wealth and savings

[nkim-doodles]

Cloud, Sun, Star.

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[hipsterkunt]

YES! as a fun sized human, I want a big dog

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[norahmayberry-deactivated201712]

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

[catbountry]

“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

[thesocratease-deactivated201510]

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

[triggerwarned]

Get rekt soda spitter

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[g-anjagoddess]

Fuck all that

[teenagerposts]

“Tumblr is a hate-free place”

[boredpanda]

This ‘Swim Reaper’ Instagram Account Is Absolute Gold

[crystallauraa]

Love finding new ways to organize my crystals

[thenatsdorf]

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Wiggle wiggle

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[dutchster]

reblog this with a picture best matching your current mood

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[alyssascottart]

Happy Halloween!  Here’s a little space witch magic