Stan Ghost Rider, stan Carnage, stan Galactus

[shittysawtraps]

Hello Mater. In front of you is a bowl of “pistachio ice cream”. If you want to live, finish the bowl without drinking water.

[shittymoviedetails]

Jamie Foxx is a huge Austin Powers fan, as he always try to sneak a reference to him into his movies

[ghostriderintheskies]

Bruv. Actual movie detail? I just don't get the character break, dude/dudette

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[ghostriderintheskies]

Man why you gotta break your gimmick man

[shittysawtraps]

Hello, Mr. The Hedgehog. I want to play a game. You have spent years behaving, to turn a phrase, like a “bitch-ass motherfucker”. You’ve even claimed that your quilly hedgehog dick was “this big”, before whipping it out to piss on another man’s wife. However, this ends today. Look to the device in front of you. Do you see? That’s right; it’s all points, no quills, no pillows. Like two balls and a bong. Today, you learn what it feels like to be pissed on. You have twenty-three hours before the super laser piss drrrrrrroppolllets fill this entire room, and I make a callout post about you on my twitter dot com. Your restraints have a keyhole, no larger than this walnut: I trust you understand what you must do to earn your freedom. Good luck, and let the game begin.

[ghostriderintheskies]

Sadness Combat corrupted

[ghostriderintheskies]

Fake Jason from Friday The 13th Part V

[irenekohstudio]

February 21 - 27, 2021 is Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week.

Aromanticism is a romantic orientation. People who are aromantic (commonly refer themselves as aros) experience little or no romantic attraction. Aros are often misunderstood and feel invalidated.

Do you know someone who is aromantic? Tag them to show your support and tell them they are valid.

[deadendfriendz]

haha i love being gay

[ghostriderintheskies]

Honk Honk, conservatives

[ghostriderintheskies]

Mhm

[ice-block]

Awesome. Thanks ❤️

[ghostriderintheskies]

Stog

[ghostriderintheskies]

Aight

So I'm gonna start posting obviously fake stories, but with a twist. All of them are gonna be ripped from pop-culture scenes (Movies, games, etc). Your job is to guess what franchise it's from!

[shittysawtraps]

Do you ever regret, like, any of the things you do?

whenever i feel regret i put myself in a saw trap and that usually fixes it

[ghostriderintheskies]

Happy Independence Day, MAGGOTS!!

[your-fave-has-an-account]

Lightning McQueen from Cars has a tumblr account!

requested by @ghostriderintheskies

[ghostriderintheskies]

Thanks, man!

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i’ve been playing minecraft for the first time and all i’m doing is building this disgusting extremely long house and everyone else in the server hates it and tries to destroy it when i’m not there. 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

my longhouse is perfectly constructed 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

my longhouse continues to be perfectly constructed 

[ghostriderintheskies]

YOU DO NOT BUILD CLOWN

CLOWN BUILDS YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[ghostriderintheskies]

Joker, why?

Batman, WHY?!