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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
its so weird to read about global events that happened in your childhood and find out what you misunderstood about the case. like anthrax isnt a white powder drug they put in the letters that got mailed around in 2001?? its a disease and they put spores of it on the paper?? what the hell
also didnt realise luke skywalker literally lived in an igloo. I thought that was surely something I'd misremembered but no he really did
had the strange but delightful experience tonight of watching the original star wars movie for the first time as an adult. overall it was a fun movie I probs wont watch again. I've seen it dozens of times as a kid bc star wars was my dad's and brother's favourite thing and if it came on tv they'd put it on. but i never actually enjoyed the movies nor was i able to follow the plot of any of them back then lmao. but tonight watching that original movie I was able to predict exact scenes and lines and I sang the music from the alien bar perfectly right before we were taken inside to hear it 😭 my poor formative child brain 😭 i was exposed to way too much star wars for my own good 😭
By Lynda Barry May 2016
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Hiiii what are your hot shoplifting tips??
ok this is the best ask I've ever received thank u 💖
first step is to dress like a Normal Person so boring hair boring clothes you're gonna blend into the crowd
walk in with at least two bags obviously on your person, so your actual bag for the day and a shopping bag (either reusable or not, just clearly a shopping bag) and both have to be kinda lumpy coming in. or at least not obviously empty lmao. I'll usually just take some of my stuff from my handbag and put it into a tote bag eg my hat, sunglasses. if I have a jacket I'll leave it spilling out of the tote like its already overflowing and to make it clear I brought a jacket in with me
then there are two forks to the strategy depending on if its a place with changing rooms or not
if changing rooms: just grab 2 sizes of the clothes you want, making sure to slip a few items off the hangers and lay them over your arm with the items on hangers so they blend in together and look like one item. tuck smaller objects and jewellery into the folds of fabric. larger items can be slipped into your tote bag or carried with the arm with all the clothes hanging off it
I'm right handed so I just pile up all my bags and shopping on my left arm like I'm just not paying attention to how lopsided I'm getting and of course I cant keep track of everything going on there
then I go to the changing rooms ideally when no staff are around and just let myself into a stall. or if there's a staff member I count the number of items with them but I'm actually just counting the hangers and not the items slipped between. make sure you put all items on your arm with hangers facing outward to make this easier. very important to stay officially under the item limit so they don't ask to just hold things for you but if you're cheeky you can do multiple trips to change hehe
if the store DOESNT have changing rooms, ie. supermarket: parts of the above method can still apply depending on the exact store. but I usually just have my tote bag hanging from the crook of my elbow and hang the shopping basket on that same foream. then I just put some things in the basket and some things in the tote and only pay for the things in the basket. when the basket is emptier most things go in there but once it gets fuller and less obvious what's in there at all I start putting more in the tote and even taking things from the basket and putting them into the tote. all this is best done when walking behind someone or literally as you take the item off the shelf just pop it straight in your bag like its meant to go there
I'm always sweet to the staff and try not to take too often from the same locations
remember to have fun with it and think on your feet! the other day I actually bought something from a huge store and carried it in my bag, but as I was leaving i saw another item I wanted! so I just picked it up with the same hand I was holding the receipt with so it looked like I'd paid for it and carried it out <3
good luck!!
after death stranding turned out to be too hard for me malefriend has now loaned me red dead redemption 2 and I love it sooooo much all the tutorials and hints are incredibly helpful and the game is so fun!!!!
I really dont think I could be in a relationship w someone in the closet like that sounds genuinely insane to me. I cant live in such close proximity to that much shame
oooh i must be feeling stressed bc after work today i immediately hit the shops for the adrenaline rush of shoplifting!! i havent made it home yet to check out my haul so i don't really even know what i got yet but my bags are heavy lmfao
ummm buddy don’t you know that conservatives view two adult women who want to get married exactly like how they view men in diapers who post online about wanting to get raped by dogs ? better start defending them or you’re next
anybody else following the paris mwendwa stuff on tiktok? she's clearly a radfem who doesn't give a fuck about any male bullshit but shes been bullied and harassed into apologising in tears for not centring trans issues -_- its actually so sad since I loved literally all of her previous takes and she's clearly so so so intelligent like just absolutely whip smart she could change the world. but she's on tiktok 😭
sorry but I just dont care about vinyl records and vinyl culture 😭 I'm not opposed to knowing about it as a piece of history but people who really care about vinyl records in the 21st century are stupid to me. we have CDs now which offer a longer lifetime and can be played on so many different devices and with better sound quality. and don't even get me started on people still doing vinyl record DJing lmfao that shits so cringe to me its like ok grandpa enjoy hauling all that plastic to every fucking gig
The rest of the world really thinks this website is “dead” and the thing is that if it ever really does die they will feel it's absence but won't be able to name what happened. This is the beating heart and soul of the internet....
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