party don't start till i walk in

Ryder N. Parks. I babysit and try to keep that band 1D out of mischief, never really works out. I get a lot of pancake boners. aim: nicolasribcage

[gordonramsaygifs]

[ghostrydethewhip]

i might reblog your selfies and slip it in that tag

just a warning to you all

[leightonmmeesterdaily]

[ghostrydethewhip]

"It’s so important to always be yourself. If you do that, you will be successful as you, instead of worrying about trying to conform."

[selenamg]

[angelbyvs]

[ghostrydethewhip]

obviously i'm a massive lazy fuck cause i wasn't following over half of you

[the-average-gatsby]

[howidiotic-deactivated20181105]

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

[ghostrydethewhip]

i just stabbed my foot with a table leg

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

[urbanclictionary]

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like

[luckywereallies]

my sarcastic inner monologue is about the best thing I have going for me

[ghostrydethewhip]

American: I want to live in the UK.

Asian: I want to live in the UK.

Indian: I want to live in the UK.

African: I want to live in the UK.

Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.

Canadian: I want to live in the UK.

Filipino: I want to live in the UK.

French: I want to live in the UK.

Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.

British: wat

Irish: feckin' English bastards

[ghostrydethewhip]

i'm just going to wait till you all follow me because the laziness is real

[finnthebettertwin]

[aboynameddavid-deactivated20221]

[poryqon]

Me: *tells mean joke*

Person: thats not nice

Me: