Hazel Blue

26, he/they, the q in lgbtq+, 💙bakahammer💙. Likes displayed is full of recipes I want to make, life info, things I want to get and occasionally things I need to look at later. I run Is It Furbait with bakahammer and drawnbyaj headed by @catgirlvoid

[sckrewedup-deactivated20220616]

[bigpuppo]

what the fuck

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

a glimpse of utopia

[animentality]

[kyleehenke]

did you eat so much fucking shit on the Fourth of July…

[delmondo]

crazy rich asians 2: the blood never stops spilling

[delmondo]

crazy rich asians 3: bullets become ash in the chamber

[stelmarias]

“otp: moriarty’s obsessive crush/joan’s casual disregard for it”

[roachpatrol]

bbc writers: what if adler was a hot lesbian but sherlock was so cool she went straight for him

elementary writers: what if adler was just the persona a hot lesbian used to fuck sherlock up on her way to being his arch fucking nemesis but then she dropped that whole endeavor to spend all her time doing a hapless lesbian bowerbird display of coolness before the most attractive watson ever

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Um. Yikes

[teaboot]

I live in the northwest coast of Canada so we walk everywhere and do stuff outside in the rain and swim in whatever lakes and rivers we find so imagine my smug sense of Canadian superiority when I met a USAmerican Midwesterner who was horrified at the very thought

And then I went to the USAmerican Midwest

And I understood

[teaboot]

What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way

[teaboot]

BC, Canada:

Rains frequently, but the worst is like standing under a bathroom shower. Genuinely inhospitable rainstorms are uncommon.

Along the coast, it's pretty easy in most areas to walk to at least one store, or else there's usually a bus or shuttle available. There are sidewalks and bike lanes everywhere.

It's a temperate boreal rainforest, so while there are many freshwater lakes and rivers, they're usually pretty cold. The biggest danger is typically getting caught in a strong current, and the most dangerous animals in swimming distance are on land.

Earthquakes happen almost every day, but the vast majority go unnoticed. Buildings are designed to withstand bigger seismic activity, so unless it's a 5 or higher it just kind of feels like having low blood sugar for a second. There are no tornados

Rural Illinois, USA:

One minute it's sunny, then ten minutes later that distant smudge on the horizon has swallowed the entire sky in black clouds and the water is coming down like waterfall and you literally CANNOT SEE. Then there's a crash like cymbals and you need to get indoors because the thunder and lightening are on TOP of you

No sidewalks until you are in the smack dab center of town, which is a three hour walk or twenty minute drive from wherever you are.

There aren't many natural bodies of water other than small ponds and creeks, and because the environment is so much warmer, those are filled with snapping turtles that can grow bigger than a nine year old child and water snakes that are incredibly venomous. These are paired with leeches and mosquitos for that sweet umami flavor.

Sometimes Jupiter, Lord of the Heavens decides to jam his finger into the side of your house just to fuck with your whole shit and throws your truck a thousand yards into the nearest church

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[rockergiirl]

i hate how pervasive the r-word has become again

its like the 2000s to early 2010s again where talking to anyone theres a good chance they'll casually say a slur without any thought

[rockergiirl]

and whats even more annoying now is people who'll try to weasel out of being called out on it

'oh its fine because i'm legally mentally disabled so i can say it' NOT HOW RECLAMATION WORKS

[rockergiirl]

AND SAME WITH DEGENERATE

STOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING NAZI

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[tainbocuailnge]

"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" okay but the state recognises different category of "faggot" where one is "idiot womanchildren with delusions of grandeur" and another is "subhuman predators that must be excised from society posthaste" like neither are a great way to treat another human being but can we pleeeeeeease acknowledge the difference here

[tainbocuailnge]

"stop queer infighting we're all-" okay so is this actually queer infighting or did a trans woman describe her lived experience in a way you didn't like

[jeezilikesports]

YESSS

[creekfiend]

we need to be bringing back this type of fashion. there's so many fun variants we could do :)

[sforzzz]

a thing i always found interesting (read: annoying) is the phenomenon of people who outright say "i dont care to practice, i'm [doing hobby] for fun!" only to be met with people disparaging them going "i knew someone who was like this and their work never improved"

yeah. improving wasn't the goal, having fun was.

[sforzzz]

i know i'm personally motivated to be better as i go on but some people are content staying in their pocket. no one is obligated to pursue technical mastery, even if their shit sucks ass. do you know how much shit i sling at fanfic ppl and how terrible i think their writing is? as someone who takes the craft rather seriously i have few good things to say about it. but i'll never earnestly suggest that they shouldn't make it. art isn't always meant to be Good

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bogleech]

Doing this benefits these species tremendously. They can become so rare over such a vast area as people destroy the only plants they can eat, every single one that survives makes a positive difference!

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[orphetoon]

did i ever post this here

[strawberry-crocodile]

I. FUCKING. HATE. DUNGEON.

RANT

all the younger adventurers make me do the whopper dance and shout go half elf go