Random hoe tips
Avoid caffeine before bed.
Try to go to sleep around the same time every night.
Avoid using electronic devices before bed.
When choosing an outfit, stick to solid colors like black, olive, khaki, white, gray, nude, etc. They’ll go with anything.
Drink!!! Your!!! Water!!!
Using a toner for oily skin helps a lot.
Find a moisturizer that doesn’t make your skin oily throughout the day.
Exfoliate once or twice a week.
Use castor oil or Vaseline to moisturize your eyelashes because they do need to be conditioned, just like your hair.
If you don’t have time to wax, shaving with Neosporin leaves your kitty stubble-free.
Kat Von D lipstick is blowjob proof.
Estee Lauder’s Double-Wear foundation is smear-proof.
Fantasia Smoothing Serum keeps your hair from flattening and tangling during sexy time.
Switch to men’s deodorant and razors. You’ll see why.
Use tea tree oil to moisturize where you usually shave.
Shaving with baby oil also gives a stubble-free, smooth shave.
Pat a bit of foundation on your lips before applying lipstick to make it last longer when making out and giving blowjobs.
Matte finish foundations stick to your skin better and don’t rub off.
Cranberries will make your kitty’s scent a little sweeter.
Use coconut oil and Vaseline on your thighs nightly to eliminate stretch marks.
Put garlic on your nail beds and coconut oil on your cuticles for longer nails.
If you have marks from ingrown hairs on your kitty, rub on aloe vera for the itching and coconut oil to fade the marks.
Threading your eyebrows lasts longer than waxing them.
If you know you’re doing the dirty, don’t wear cotton panties because they can trap lint in the crevices of your thighs.
When brushing your teeth, brush your tongue too to eliminate bad breath.
Use a pumice stone to get dead skin cells off your feet and focus on your heels.
Chloraseptic throat numbing medication helps incredibly with deepthroating.
Lemon juice and baking soda removes cum stains.
Yoni oil makes your kitty extremely soft.
Peeing after sex decreases your risk of UTIs and STDs.
Change the condom if you’re going from anal to vaginal sex so you’re more protected against bacteria.
Applying a homemade body and face scrub made of brown sugar and honey can work wonders.
For dry or peeling lips, use water and a toothbrush to exfoliate them.
Floss daily.
Olive oil repairs nails broken from acrylics.
Add moisturizer to a foundation that’s a little too dark for you to lighten it up.
Even if you’re on birth control, wearing condoms can help prevent against STDs.
Don’t let your number of partners affect you; to each their own.
Don’t use soap in, near, or around your kitty.
Coffee and salty foods will make your kitty taste bitter, so stick to water, tea, or juice.
Don’t constantly use bath bombs or take bubble baths as they can give your kitty an infection. Keep it to a minimum.
Never spray perfume in or on your kitty. This is a no-brainer.
Don’t lie to your doctors about being sexually active.
