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@ghostt-writerr
Welcome ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Hey there!!
I make Underworld Office/Charlie in Underworld fanfics/incorrect quotes/fanart etc
Favourite character's Charlie and Boss
Favourite ship is Eugene x Luke
Charlie In Underworld's Underrated
Enjoy your stay (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
First Fanfic: The Rest Of The Underworld Office
Should i make more fanfics? if so i would probably make it on joan she's deffnity the most underrated
Charlie in underworld really just bashed open a door and destroyed Eugene's perfect little family and self esteem
Boss: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
River: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Eugene: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
River: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Joan: Did you burn an orange too? How???
River: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
River: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Eugene, Charlie, & Boss: Okay.
River: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Eugene: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Charlie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Boss: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Eugene: Good. Thanks, dad.
Joan: You just called Boss “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”
Eugene: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.
Boss: Do you see me as a father figure, Eugene?
Eugene: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.
River: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Boss: I'm very disappointed in you, Eugene.
Sean: C'mon, don't get mad at Eugene!
Boss: Sean, stop telling Eugene it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!
Sean: But I'm not a person!
Eugene: Which is why I punched them!
Boss: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Eugene, rushing in: Boss!! River tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
Eugene: Say no to drugs.
Charli e: Say yes to drugs.
River: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
Boss: How high are you?
Eugene: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.
River: No, he's asking what drugs are you on.
Eugene: Oh, antidepressants, why?
River with a gun to Charlie's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Charlie: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
Boss: You know, River, you are the sun in my life.
River: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Boss: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.
Eugene: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Charlie: Killed without hesitation.
Eugene: No.
Luke: Is something burning?
Eugene: Just my love for you.
Luke: Eugene, the toaster is on fire.
Eugene: So are we flirting right now?
Charlie: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Eugene: That doesn’t answer my question
Boss: Go to Hell
Charlie, tearing up: I wish I could
River: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Joan: Oh, you’ve been?
River: Once. In Monopoly.