Not being mating pressed into my bed right now and that is SO sad
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Not being mating pressed into my bed right now and that is SO sad
I swear "x reader" fanfic writers save lives. You feel lonely and touch starved? Get some cuddle content! Everything kinda sucks right now? This character want nothing more than to comfort you! And they do requests, FOR FREE?! They are some of the most creative creators I've seen. I always feel better reading yalls content. Makes me feel less alone. And for the people who are like "that's so cringe," you know what's more cringe? Criticising people having harmless fun.
"x reader" author appreciation!
Mating press. Mating press. Mating press.
Mating press. Mating press. Mating press.
Mating press. Mating press. Mating press.
Mating press. Mating press. Mating press.
Force me into a mating press. Mate me.
Breed me. Press me. Plz. Mating press.
Idk about you but if a priest coded, holy, and devout character that appears to be above reproach and untouchable in public tucked their fingers underneath my chin and pressed a soft, gentle kiss simmering with lust to my lips while murmuring, "my sweetest temptation. My most beloved sin." in a voice dripping with reverence as though I was on the throne of whatever being they worshipped in private, I'd simply become the very object of their obsession.
i just think that leon could be railing tf you, like rearranging your guts and making you cry……... all while holding your hand and stroking your hair n stuff :(( yeah
A hot tear rolls down your cheek. You’ve never had him like this before. This hard. This rough. Leon has always been careful with you, but tonight, you asked him not to be. Looked up at him through your lashes and asked him to ruin you, as you’d put it.
And well, you’re getting what you asked for.
“You okay, pretty?” He says, gripping your hips hard as he pushes into you, hips landing flush against your ass. It’s a rhetorical question; he knows you’re enjoying this. He only made you repeat the safe word close to a dozen times before pinning you onto the bed and having his way with you. “This what you wanted?”
okay but i need a reader who is badshit insane, i need a reader with a history dretenched in so much blood that it’s stained them.
i need a reader that can be as stoic and scary as ghost so much so that they’ve become more of a legend then a person, a rotting grave that holds the bones of who they once were.
or a reader that was always drawn to the glint of a knife and the sight of blood running down their hands until no more skin showed, more monster than human since birth.
let them be feral I BEG‼️‼️‼️ especially for price, let them be feral and protective and obsessive and in love with price please 🙏🏽 🗣️
Dedonate
Warning: angst, explosions, mental headspace talks, this probably won't have a part II.
141 x gn!reader (platonic)
Dividers by: @cafekitsune
The team would be in stressful situations. Solo missions, hostage situations, arsonists, terrorists. It comes with the territory.
So for you to be as light-hearted as possible. It can get on their nerves.
It wasn't like you did it just to irritate them. You have the talent to make any dire situation as easy as possible. Gaz often told you it was an amazing gift you had. Ghost automatically gravitated toward you because of it. Soap would yearn for it. And Price, well you had meetings in his office just for him to make sure it wasn't coming out of a dark place. But they loved you like one of their own.
That doesn't help you right now, though.
You had just gotten back onto the humvee, being carried there by Ghost as you had gotten way to close to the explosion that Soap detonated himself after Gaz gave the all clear.
It wasn't clear. A little girl was running towards the blast zone, all for the toy she left behind.
Your heart sank, and so did Price's when he felt your arm slip out of his grasp just as Soap announced the timer.
Ten seconds. The men had ten seconds to grab you. Ten seconds to save you. But you wouldn't let the innocent die so easily. And they knew that.
So when you had your arms wrapped around the small child, Ghost yanked you towards him and with sheer adrenaline carried you out of the way and behind cover in the very last second.
After the blast, you poked your head out to check over the child, all while picking her up and running with the others to safety.
She screamed and cried all the way over to medical. You did your best to soothe her stress and worry, which surprisingly worked. The medics took her from your arms, and Ghost whisked you away.
Now here you sat right a the edge of the humvee. An angry Captain staring at you from the other side of the opened doors, Soap gripping the steering wheel, and Ghost slamming the door shut on the passenger side. Gaz was checking you over for injuries.
"Taking you back to camp. You may not have any visible injuries-"
Your mouth opened before you could stop.
"You could always kiss 'em better, huh Garrick."
Price growls your callsign. The deathly grave tone in his voice runs your blood cold. "You can truly joke at a time like this? You almost died, soldier."
You felt your throat run dry. A moment of silent and frozen fear ran through your arms.
"I just...wanted to lighten the mood."
"Lighten the mood? What the fact that we would've been the reason ye fucking died needs to be lightened?"
"N-No that's not-"
"Get in the humvee, sergeant." Ghost grits out.
No one else says a word as you climb into the vehicle.
You're being reprimanded as soon as you get into Price's office. Ghost is glaring at you from the corner and the other two sergeants are sat on the sofa.
"Do you have any clue how dangerous that was?" He asks. You shouldn't answer. "You're trained to think quick, think about your team and think about YOURSELF."
"But-"
"'But'?" he repeats. "'But' what, sergeant? Do you have a death wish?! Is that what I'm getting from you? Are you going to be this reckless when we'll be needing you-"
He goes on, monologing. The kindness you've always shown, was thrown at your face. The shoulder you let them use to cry on, was long forgotten. The tight hold you would have them in when they almost died for each other, for you, was ignored.
As if all you ever did were mistakes. As if all you were good for was to be a little comfort stress ball for them.
As if you didn't have shit that haunted your nightmares either.
The worst part of it was that you couldn't blame them. Your nightmares weren't just your own. They were theirs too. You understood where this anger came from. But when the realization of you almost dying hits, and this is how you're treated?
Fair to say, you snap.
"Ghost goes on solos without contact for fucking months." You finally cut in. "Gaz is quite literally ready to fight any point of command the second they don't give a fuck about their people. And Soap is the one in the line of fire when it comes to his explosives. That isn't reckless-?!"
"That's a load of bullshit!" Ghost shouts at you, standing from his position. "This isn't a fuckin' therapy session. You were out of fuckin' line for what you did. We all have a job to do and savin' that girl wasn't a part of it-"
The volume of his voice does nothing to scare you at that moment. Instead, you stand and turn around. "Then what is mine, Lieutenant?!"
The room goes silent. "What's my job then?! huh!? Do you think I search and vent with you assholes for fun?! I need someone too goddammit."
You glare at the two sergeants, who have suddenly decided they couldn't look you in the eye.
"None of you give a crap about your lives. Ready to lay your life on the line for the better of the world. Hell, what's that saying, cap?" You turn back at Price. "'We get dirty and the world stays clean'? Well, why the hell am I extent from that?"
Gaz stands to push you back into your chair before you rip away from him.
"I'm not a kid. I'm your teammate. Fucking treat me like one."
"You're being reevaluated." Gaz blinks at the floor, unable to look at you still. "Price has been meaning to-"
"Garrick."
"Our teammate deserves to know this, Price."
Soap sighs, a hand rising to pinch his nose bridge. "This isn't the time nor place for this-"
"Then when is it?!"
The argument amongst them is drowned out, at some point, you can tell Ghost has joined but your eyes are too locked in on Price. Who suddenly grew a heart and shook his head at you. "You needed help."
"So those meetings-"
"Had nothing to do with this. But what you did was too reckless. Even for you."
You laugh. Airy and dry. "You're so full of shit, Price."
Ghost tries to stop you from leaving. His hand is hung in the air as you have taken a step back from him. "I was there for you when Johnny got shot. It wasn't just for you. You know that."
One last look into the room and your words were left hanging in the air. "All of you know that."
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Nobody's Gonna Know
Pairing: Lando Norris x Singer!FTM!Reader
Requested by: @crustyboypix
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"I've grown quite fond of you, you know - in my way."
Raphael reacting to waking up as the little spoon, even though his little mouse is smaller than the fiend. Like Tav's chest is pressed against his back, arms loosely but tenderly wrapped around his torso, their head resting by his shoulder blades as he feels the mortal's peaceful breath gently fanning the base of his wings. Perhaps the fiend even realizes that his tail has ended up coiled around one of Tav's legs.
Awwww anon, this is so adorable 🥺 I honestly didn't know what to add to that, so I just expanded it a bit. Hope you like it
Little Spoon
Raphael x gn!Tav Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3 Rating: G Word count: 0.2 k
His mind slowly emerged from the depths of sleep like a diver from the ocean. The sensation of having a body came back to him in pieces. The mattress that pushed up against the weight of his body and the soft sheets that covered him. His back was wet, a strange feeling that made him wonder. A weight pressed down on one of his wings; it had gone numb at some point in his slumber.
Puffs of air tickled his neck and his shoulders in regular intervals, and a heartbeat ticked away, pressed against his back.
Right, they were here. The little mouse. His little mouse. The small body pressed against his backside and their arm draped over him, holding him as if he were something to be protected. He glanced over his shoulder, trying not to rouse them. They had shrugged off the blanket, and their sweat told the story of how warm they must be, so close to the fire that burned in his veins.
In his sleep, his tail had gained a life of its own. It loosely wrapped around the little mouse's leg in an almost loving embrace. Raphael rested his head on the pillow once again when the arm tightened around him.
"Stay a bit longer." Their sleepy voice mumbled, and they nuzzled their face into the space between his shoulder blades. He pressed their hand to the centre of his chest with his, covering it almost completely.
So tiny, he thought.
"As you wish."
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Warnings: NSFW, downright horrendous thoughts about a devil, excessive breeding, overstimulation,,,
BOUNTY
hot outlaw x engineer!reader | 2.8k
story summary; shortly following the death of your mother, you come to learn that you're the illegitimate offspring of a railroad tycoon with insurmountable wealth and power meant to inherit it all. after a hasty departure from home to begin your journey across the continent of san-am, your train is stopped and boarded by a mysterious man in black tatters who claims to be there kill you.
story warnings; mentions of death, mention of bodily fluids and excrement, heavy worldbuilding, mentions of conspiracy to murder, kidnapping, neo-western setting, old-west slang used, usage of unique slang, not really proofread or edited, concept piece for a much larger project.
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Mother died a week before the lawyer showed up on your doorstep with an inheritance letter and half-hearted condolences for your absentee father’s poor prognosis. A day after that, your life was stowed into a pair of suitcases and a heavier hard case that you barely justified bringing aboard the train. In three weeks and three layovers, you would be across the continent in St. Corpus, the industrial heart of San-Am, where your father awaited you on his deathbed.
Horace Grissom had fathered a new age of industry and outward expansion in lands once believed to be sprawling metropolises centuries long gone. They had been left behind as skeletons of steel and rust from a time of global war, reclaimed in totality by the roots of elder trees, the decay of salt and sea, the precarious will of mountains, and the great sinkholes and corrosion of sand and time.
Jason Todd who decides to play with your hair while he fucks you. He keeps a remote controlled vibrator to your clit and keeps it on low while he drags his blunt nails over your scalp. He coos at you when you shudder because of his gentle trails over the nape of your neck. He ups the setting every time you whine just so he can hear more of it. He just wants to see how much he can get you to react. He loves the way your body can’t help but squirm for him, not to mention the noises he can get you to make. He's obsessed with the way your brain turns to putty when his fingers play with your scalp. He loves learning how hard he can scratch which parts of your head and what it will do what to you. He wants to try it all.
Hc for Halsin, Astarion, Will, Gortash, (& maybe Damon and Raphael) caring for a loved one with chronic illness or like an illness that keeps them bedbound for an extended time
A/N: Oh Nonnie, do I feel this ask lol. Chronic fatigue sucks, mainly because so few people don’t understand it goes beyond being just ‘tired’. There’s brain fog, stomach issues, and body pains– so I tried to touch on each of these symptom types for each character response. However you’re doing, whether you’re in a flare or not, I want you to know your illness is not your fault. You didn't ask for this. Don’t feel guilty for having to take care of yourself. You’re worth it. I promise.
Also, this is unrelated but it’s lowkey funny that the week after I got diagnosed with a weird anemia, I write an answer for an ask about chronic fatigue. lol
TW: Mention of Chronic Fatigue/Pain, Brief Mentions of Sex
🤕 BG3 Men Caring for a Gender Neutral! Loved One With Chronic Illness 🤕
Really I can't believe there isn't more appreciation for Rugan. That man called my character a Beautiful Bastard and instantly brought back my dormant Brynjolf disease.
Darth Maul x Reader: That's Mine
Word Count: 525 Warnings/Notes: Reader is feeling playful and takes Maul’s lightsaber. Light verbal warning, nose nudges, and a brief kiss. I’m keeping the original title for this. I think this was supposed to go in a slightly different direction, but it’s been a few years since I had written this idea for a fanfic. Summary: The Reader is feeling playful and decides to take Maul’s lightsaber. Maul watches them closely and asks for it back, but they refuse.
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Moods. Changing like a tide and largely affected by a greater outside force. As your day progressed, you found yourself in a rather teasing and playful mood. It was a wonder why you took so long to find Maul. He had not moved for quite some time. The holopad within his grasp had been holding his attention with a variety of news outlets. The holopad, however, was not what you were after. Locking your eyes on your target, you moved stealthy forward casually. The long silver hilt of his lightsaber hung on his belt, nearly motionless. Even if you were to make an actual effort in being sneaky, it would not work. He was always aware. Always. Force or no Force, you were sure it was natural for him. Walking by him, you gingerly reached out and snatched the weapon off of his belt.
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Words: 2302
Warnings: drunkenness, smut (18+)
Summary: Driders shouldn't get drunk unless they stumble upon intoxicated prey...what happens in the woods, stays in the woods 😏
Your group had finally made it out of the shadow-cursed lands. Despite the protests of your companions, you decided to let the drider Kar'niss tag along your merry group of misfits. They hadn't glimpsed into his mind, seen what you've seen, so naturally they wouldn't understand your reasoning but you simply couldn't leave him to his death at Moonrise Towers, especially not after he'd decided to defy his queen and help you defeat Ketheric. And, as you journeyed together, engaged in peculiar conversations along the way, you unexpectedly grew fond of the drider's company. Approaching the first bigger village, you decided to set up camp. While your companions sought solace in the comforts of a local tavern, longing for a soft bed, you chose to remain on the outskirts of the forest, keeping Kar'niss company as he dared not reveal himself within the village. Setting up a modest tent, you kindled a small fire and couldn't help but smile as Kar'niss skillfully spun his web between the trees.
"I'll quickly head to the tavern, have a few drinks, but I'll be back quickly", you said to Kar'niss.
"Yes, yes", he mumbled somewhat distractedly, "we need to hunt, we need food, go, we'll be busy."
"Remember to not kill any villagers", you warned him sternly, receiving only a nod in response.
With sorrowful eyes, he watched as you made your way towards the village.
Two drunkards staggered towards the forest, belting out an odd melody at the top of their lungs, swinging their tankards and occasionally taking a sip. The commotion caught Kar'niss' attention, prompting him to approach them cautiously while remaining hidden in the shadows. A smile tugged at his lips as he observed them walking straight towards his web. Easy prey, he thought, licking his lips hungrily, his arachnid instincts awakening. He made his move, his eight legs carrying him silently towards the trapped men. With a swift motion, he pierced their drunken flesh, letting the crimson elixir flow into his insatiable mouth. Kar'niss moaned with delight as their blood touched his taste buds, savouring its distinct flavour that was both sweeter and more tantalizing than anything he had ever experienced. The more he drank, the hazier his mind became, intoxicated by the unfamiliar warmth that coursed through his body. Relinquishing his hold on the men, he ran his tongue across his lips, relishing every last drop of blood that clung to his face.
As Kar'niss attempted to navigate his way back to his tent, he was taken aback by the surprising turn of events. His own body seemed to betray him, causing him to stumble and sway, his numerous legs becoming tangled in a rather clumsy display. Amidst the chaos, he found himself overcome by a mixture of laughter and tears, as these emotions washed over him like a powerful wave crashing against his fragile psyche. He almost felt like being thrown back to his earliest days as a drider, when he struggled to control his unfamiliar form. However, this time, along with the sensation of warmth, there was an overwhelming sense of joy that spread throughout his chest.
You rushed towards the woods, feeling guilty for lingering at the tavern longer than planned. Your footsteps abruptly halted as you caught sight of your little camp. Next to the fire you saw Kar'niss lying on his back, which immediately felt wrong, he'd be too weary to let his guard down like this. Concern gripped you as you heard him sobbing, prompting you to sprint towards him.
"Kar'niss, are you alright? Are you injured?", you called out, but all you received in response was a playful giggle.
A peculiar scene unfolded before your eyes. He lay on his back, his eight legs lazily sprawled to the side, occasionally twitching as he sniffed one of your tunics. He clutched it tightly to his chest as though it were the most precious treasure in the world.
"Kar'niss?", you cautiously inquired as you knelt beside him.
His gaze shot upward, quickly shifting towards you as a grin spread across his face. Attempting to raise himself, he gave up halfway and slumped back onto the ground, emitting an amused sigh.
"Our beloved queen has returned," he slurred, his words drowned out by a heartfelt sob. "We've missed yoooouuuuu."
"What happened to you? Have you eaten? Are you feeling unwell?" you inquired.
The drider inhaled the scent of your tunic once more before carelessly discarding it to the side, causing it to land directly in the fire. Great there goes my last clean untorn tunic, you thought to yourself. Distracted by your last precious piece of garment catching fire, you didn't notice that the drider finally managed to turn around. He lifted himself up, only to lose his balance once again. His upper body came crashing down upon yours, burying you beneath him. You gasped for breath, realizing how close the two of you had suddenly become. His torso pressed against yours, his hair cascading down on either side of your face and the tip of his nose nearly touching yours. Seven eyes were fixated on your blushing face as Kar'niss suppressed a groan that rumbled deep within his chest.
"We've grown fond of you, new queen, you saved us", he whispered, "we-I want to thank you."
Leaning in, he clumsily pressed his lips against yours. Surprisingly, you found yourself moaning into the kiss, which he interpreted as an invitation to deepen it with his tongue. It never occurred to you that Kar'niss would know how to kiss, but it made sense considering his previous life and the charm that still radiated from his face, probably being popular among female drow back then. Squirming beneath him, your hands gently pushed his face away, breaking the kiss as you gasped for air, still trying to process what was happening in this moment.
"She doesn't desire us, we are not deserving, we apologize," he muttered, attempting to retreat, but you refused to release him. Instead, you delved into his thoughts, seeking the memories of this evening. You witnessed the presence of two men from the tavern, observing how Kar'niss consumed their blood before stumbling towards your tent. It finally dawned on you: he was drunk, completely and utterly inebriated, without any restrictions, fear or doubt holding his true self back, baring his vulnerability to you.
The irony of the situation amused you; amidst all the trials you had faced, being trapped beneath an intoxicated drider who held affection for you was definitely an unexpected turn of events. With the connection severed, Kar'niss playfully nudged your cheek with his nose, demanding your undivided attention once more.
"We saw your memories too", he whispered, "secret glances, racing pulse, concealed thoughts."
Your eyes widened in shock and fear, realising that he had rummaged through your mind as well, finding feelings you'd planned to keep hidden.
"You desire us-me, you desire me", his voice sounded so fragile in this moment, "despite this curse, shattered, undeserving, ugly, you desire me."
His lips quivered as he tried to grasp onto your feelings for him, his heart aching as it experienced the love and desire it believed it would never feel again. You pulled him closer to you, your lips meeting his in a more intense kiss this time. Kar'niss moaned, feeling your hips pressing against his, your connection reigniting, both of your desires intertwining in a flawless symphony of lust. His hands delicately caressed your body, as if afraid that his sharp claws might accidentally tear your skin. Moans of pleasure escaped from your mouth, occasionally muffled by his passionate kisses, as you felt something firm pressing against your clothed arousal. Your curiosity led your eyes to glance downwards, where you noticed a long hard skin coloured member nestled between two plates, just above the point where his drow and spider forms merged. A question formed in your mind, but before you could ask, he released you from his embrace and moved away.
"We were her ultimate failure, condemned to this existence, never to experience love, yet burdened with desires and the potential for intimacy", tears streamed down his face as he revealed the truth. You focused on flooding his mind with your love for him, the deep affection you held, and the burning cravings to be with him in his current form. Looking into his eyes, you severed the connection with one final statement: she was mistaken, I desire every part of you.
Perhaps it was the lingering influence of the alcohol or the consequence of the emotional barrier finally shattering completely, but it awakened a primal desire within Kar'niss. A wild instinct overtook his entire being as he pounced on you, violently tearing your garments apart with his razor-sharp claws. Before you could even process a fleeting moment of sadness for yet another piece of clothing shuffled off this mortal coil, his hardened length pressed against your wet folds. Your gaze shot upward, witnessing Kar'niss losing himself in the throes of pleasure. His many eyes shut tight, his mouth agape, and his tongue flicking over his lips as a deep growl reverberated from deep within his chest. The scene before you was captivating, etching itself into the depths of your being. A resounding moan escaped your lips as your hips involuntarily bucked, causing him to slide effortlessly inside you.
More moans escaped your lips, blending with the passionate cries of his name as he stretched and filled you entirely. Both of you gasped for breath and remained motionless for a brief moment, relishing in the sensation of being so perfectly intertwined with both your minds and bodies. Kar'niss slurred unintelligible words, his eight legs struggling to support him as one arm wrapped around you, pulling you close against his body. With great effort, he managed to stand up, still burried deep inside you, but the intoxication was still taking a toll on his coordination and he stumbled forward. Barely avoiding the nearby tent, his other hand slammed against a tree trunk for stability, causing your back to collide with the rough bark. The sudden movement caused Kar'niss to slide even deeper inside you, evoking a shared groan of pleasure. Your inner walls tightened around him, on the brink of orgasm from the overwhelming pleasure coursing through your body. Desiring more of him, your fingers curled around his neck, drawing him in for a passionate kiss. Your tongue eagerly explored his mouth, intensifying the connection between you. Kar'niss's body moved with a swiftness that surpassed his thoughts, struggling to grasp the euphoric situation he found himself in. His hips immediately began thrusting into you at a brutal pace. His heart threatened to burst from his chest as exhaustion spread through his body, yet every fiber of his being was determined to persist. Eventually, his legs trembled and gave way, causing both of you to collapse onto the tent, tearing it down in the process. In a desperate attempt to maintain balance, Kar'niss's claws slid off and left deep marks in the tree bark. However, neither of you cared about the chaos surrounding you as he continued to ravish you relentlessly while you moaned loud enough for all of Faerûn to hear you. In between panting breaths, Kar'niss uttered your name as his length twitched inside you as he filled you with his seed. With two final thrusts, he pulled out just before your own orgasm consumed you.
You were about to huff in protest when he forcefully pinned you to the ground, growling fiercely before he settled between your legs and his tongue eagerly began to flick at your clit. Your mind spun as you felt him suck on you, his tongue delving deep into your entrance to lick up the mingling of your fluids with his own.
"Gooooood....moooore", he mumbled against your wetness before sucking at your clit once more.
You could feel your climax approaching rapidly again and just as you were about to reach it, he thrust two of fingers inside you, pushing you right over the edge of pleasure. You cried out his name, your hands grasping onto his hair as your legs twitched and trembled. Kar'niss chuckled softly, gently lifting you up and stumbling unsteadily towards his web in the trees. He settled down, cradling you in his arms, ensuring your safety so you wouldn't fall.
You couldn't recall the exact moment you drifted off to sleep, but as you awakened to the animated discussions of two awfully familiar voices, it dawned on you that you were not inside your tent and the sun had already risen. Startled, you bolted upright, oblivious to the fact that you were entangled in a spider's web among the branches. Without warning, you tumbled forward, nearly letting out a scream until an arm swiftly caught you, pulling you back against a comforting form. When you turned your head, you discovered Kar'niss nestled in the web, still sound asleep while holding you tightly with a contented smile on his face. As you glanced down, you noticed Gale and Astarion standing by your tent. Gale appeared visibly agitated, gesticulating wildly, until the pale elf's eyes met yours, his face adorned with a self-satisfied grin.
"Oh I know exactly what kind of animal went on a rampage here last night", the vampire chuckled, "but rest assured, she is not present. It is likely that she slept elsewhere and will join us shortly at the tavern."
"How can you be so certain?", Gale huffed, crossing his arms.
"Gale, darling, I simply know", Astarion smirked, taking Gale's arm and leading him back to the village.
As they walked away, Astarion turned his head one last time to wink at you. It was clear that this day was going to be a tedious one, filled with questions you had no desire to answer.
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