gradually, then suddenly

stasis in darkness

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

[ghoulbusters]

its here!!

[the-memedaddy]

[b0navid3]

Someone said 2012 walked so that 2020 could fly lmao

[royal-confessions]

“I wonder if harry even cares that his dad has covid-19” - Submitted by Anonymous

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Your sims house is very decadent for someone who hates the rich.

It’s the sims…

[lmaonade]

c’mon dude go pee. you’re not yourself when your bladders full 

[theweirdwideweb]

[greenoniongang]

[maisiewilliams]

if only?? notre dame was real?????

[tchaikovskaya]

this aged rather poorly methinks 

[valtsv]

me: i don’t need to write this down i’ll remember it

me literally a minute later:

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

not to channel george orwell on main but nows the time to start keeping hammers next to every electrical device u own lol

[unclefather]

13 year olds: *laughing at me in my hat*

me in my hat: 

[autumn-goodbye]

[ryancrobert]

britney spears posing with iggy azalea 

[anarchy-kisses]

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

[memewhore]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

me: mom can we stop at that mcdonalds my mom: *keeps driving* me:

[everythingstarstuff]

[9d6problems]

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

You get a sword but you won’t like where