Shut up Shane

24 - she/they - shaniac

[samepictureofshane]

Follow to see the same picture of Shane everyday

[bergoose]

i am once again a 1000 years late to a joke

[clarasghosts]

shot dead in the first minute

[ghostpunkrock]

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[kamenridercorn]

Today I learned Puppet History has a Wikipedia page and this is by far my favorite line @wearewatcher

[therealjambery]

Not platonic, not romantic, but a secret third thing (real fucking weird about each other).

[cornichoney]

"crotch get worn out or something? carrying all that weight"

"it could only strain for so long, dude. gotta nail that bad boy into a stud"

"can't let shane borrow them, i don't need him fuckin' blowing another tire"

ryan bergara is craaaazy 😭😭😭

[valhalla-dancehall]

watching Ghost Files Alone Together

Ryan saying things like 'raw-dogging' and 'maximum friction', because of course he does

the whole airport sequence, it's actually breathtaking just how married they are

'Alone Together' - jfc - so like they are not alone when they are together, but also 'alone' means that they are still together

the way Ryan's camera is at Shane's chest height 😳

'it totally looks like you and I are on just a date right now' - wtf? this is why it takes me 2 hours to watch a half-hour video

[cornichoney]

shane joking about being blindfolded on ww+ 74

[ghostfillers]

two friends key lime colada

[cornichoney]

"I'm... a little dusty."

[jesus-said-chill]

Got ‘em

[tasty-littl-snack]

(x)

You know when you want to take a picture of a fun moment with your best friend and you don't even care that it's blurry but you want to have a proof that this happened.

Yeah.

Shane's smile is lovely I'd also do a sneek picture of that if I were Ryan.

[rentalboos]

AW!

[starmooneclipse]

i’m crying i saw this under the debrief for trans-allegheny asylum and was truly caught so off guard i just burst out laughing

[fndmrt]