toxic

you’re either  on my side by my side or in my fucking way choose [ w i s e l y ]

[ophelia-gallagher]

-- This is a little uncomfortable.

[giadartagnan]

Who left you like this?

[molly-cain]

[giadartagnan]

What's your poison?

[alectrona-hannigan]

Piss off before I make your face look like mine.

[giadartagnan]

Are you at least going to tell me what happened?

[tobyklaus]

You know, I shouldn’t be surprised. My parents are socialites as well. It still does surprise me sometimes.

Alcohol clouds my mind but it’s a good combo. I think we’ll get along just fine. 

[giadartagnan]

Ahh, yes. I do believe I've seen them around a few times. I haven't had the pleasure of getting to know them yet, though.

  That's sort of the point. I've never had one of those -- whatever you saids.

[quinnvargas]

Excuse me, Miss D’Artagnan. We had a noise complaint.

[giadartagnan]

That's not possible, Mr. Vargas. It's just been me all evening -- me and a bottle of tequila.

[alectrona-hannigan]

Fuck off, princess.

[giadartagnan]

I don't see why you're so upset. You're not the one with ruined heels.

[alectrona-hannigan]

[giadartagnan]

Your blood. It's kind of everywhere -- including my shoes. Thanks for that.

[giadartagnan]

....Hello?

[tobyklaus]

I suppose so. It would be handy if they helped with the clean up. Sometimes doing it one manned is hard. 

Horchata and murder. You?

[giadartagnan]

I have other people that take care of the clean up for me. You'd be surprised what people are willing to do for a little bit of money.

Interesting combination. Martinis and torture. Looks like we're going to be good friends.

[rebekkahmikaelson-deactivated20]

[bloodandtitanium-blog]

"That’d be you, princess."

"Now out of my way before I fucking skewer you." 

[giadartagnan]

If you don't get the hell out of my face and stop shooting arrows at people in the middle of the street, I'll make damn sure that you won't live to regret it, sweetheart.

[mostlyfate]

[tobyklaus]

I promise to be well behaved. I’m good at keeping quiet. You get someone to bring you people? That’s very convenient. 

[giadartagnan]

It's easier that way -- less of a hassle. It's not cheap, though. Not that it's really a problem.

So tell me, Klaus. What are you into, hmm?

[bloodandtitanium-blog]

"Gotcha." 

[giadartagnan]

Holy shit! What's your fucking problem?

[tobyklaus]

Neither. If you’re going to kill someone though, I’d be interested in watching.

[giadartagnan]

I usually don't have an audience, but I suppose I can make an exception for someone as handsome as you. Once Lip brings me my toy, you just might be in luck.

[tobyklaus]

[giadartagnan]

Are you offering for one of the options?

[giadartagnan]

I can't tell if I want to fuck you or kill you. Both seem like great options.