Flip The Switch

Deranged scientist. Obsessed with many many things.

[giant-iguana]

[contechristino]

[dr-shortsighted-owl]

The moment the UK gets 99 points

[stinkyboisposts]

you’re never as patriotic as you are during eurovision times

[carriefrances-deactivated201912]

this statement is fundamentally flawed if you’re from the uk

[toodrunktofindaurl]

#I get patriotic for other countries (x)

[cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

[aureliagaming]

How do I delete someone else’s post

[tinas-belcher]

[ohmysupernatural]

[clonesdreamgirl]

You know its bad wen Crowley is kinkshaming you.

[f-ckyeahfutbol]

Crowley was kinkshaming nobody, though. That’s approval, is what that is.

[sandraugiga]

Thats a :“ I might have a Zorro mask somewhere…” Look.

[theamityafflictionaddiction]

That is definitely more of a “yeah, I can agree with that” sort of look.

[klorvan]

This is awesome! Crowley is definitely giving a “I gotta try that, it could be fun” look.

[velmorse-deactivated20181204]

Bless this post!

[ohmysupernatural]

Bless this fandom !!

[detbakomflutna]

Aka; the line Jensen couldn’t get right to save his life…

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

[trapcard]

grindr inches…….

[slog420]

My man Blaine Stewart being the one true ally

[punchsportsandpunchlines-deacti]

Ive never seen a man so tired both of snow and of being let down by his expectations for dick

[welcometoyouredoom]

[yvonestrahovski]

“For better or for worse… that’s what you said. Well, guess what? This is the “for worse”! And you don’t have the right to just decide that I don’t have myself together, okay? You… You don’t make me the one who is wrong.”

[princessponies81]

i crawl into bed

sheets: made

pillows: fluffed

lights: out

[princessponies81]

i am forcibly removed from Ikea

[heytheredali-deactivated2021070]

Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can’t sleep. Hold my hand. Everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour I don’t care I want to be smothered in love holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

[goddess-of-tits-and-wine]

Need a cuddle that turns into sex that turns into a cuddle that turns into napping together

[mae0x]

ITS OK TO LEAVE IF THEY HURT YOU ITS OK TO LEAVE IF THEY HURT YOU ITS OK TO LEAVE IF THEY HURT YOU ITS OK TO LEAVE IF YOU LOVE THEM

[pettycentral]

[thetrippytrip]

“Rihanna has charitably built a state-of- the-art center for oncology and nuclear medicine to diagnose and treat breast cancer at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Bridgetown, Barbados. She has also created the Clara and Lionel Foundation Scholarship Program [named for her grandmother and grandfather] for students attending college in the U.S. from Caribbean countries, and supports the Global Partnership for Education and Global Citizen Project, a multiyear campaign that will provide children with access to education in over 60 developing countries, giving priority to girls and those affected by lack of access to education in the world today.” ~ S. Allen Counter, the Harvard Foundation’s director.

IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF HER! A GIRL FROM THE WEST INDIES ACHIEVING SO MUCH IN HER 20s.