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So glad a majority of my classes are online. My ass is dragging and there’s no way I would’ve made an eight o’clock class today.

I’m thinking chinese and a Firefly binge watch is gonna happen in the next hour or so.

Lily: What's up is I'm distracting you from your homework, I suppose. Happy to be of service.

Topher: Couldn't do it without you, kid. Anna refuses to aid and abet anymore.

Topher: How are things there?

Topher: I'm resolutely ignoring my homework right now. What's up?

Christoper, son of Iris

from-the--middle--of-nowhere:

But as you and now Anna are the only ones I know of who play, you are also officially the best I know. You are practically a professional.

I was fine until about ten and now I am awake and bored. Lucky me, you showed up on the dash to relieve it. How do you intend to entertain me lol?

I’ll take it! Hah. Well, do you want me to come over?

from-the--middle--of-nowhere:

I wish I knew enough for sports to even pretend to talk lacrosse with you. I suppose we never got that far last time. I demand we rectify it immediately. I am talking team names. Jerseys. Playbooks. The whole kit and kaboodle.

I mean, I can't claim to be the best at it because I've never actually played with anyone besides Anna but I'll teach you everything dad taught me.

All you need to know right now is that I beat the pants off my sister. How are you doing tonight lovely?

I just blocked eighty-nine out of a hundred shots my sister sent my way. Still king of in goal blocking?! Me. I am lacrosse king.

constellationborne:

Are you sure you’re even a german? Disgrace! Shame on you, Gideon Topher Mcphee! In all reality though, you know I only insist that you eat healthy because I want the best for you. I don’t know how I would deal if I had to lose you.

Moving on is difficult, but I’m proud of you for doing it.

In my defense, sausage isn't healthy either and I've never liked sauerkraut.

I do. I love you for it.

Yeah. Yeah but it's a necessary part of life. It'll all be okay in the end.

constellationborne:

I believe you underestimate the magic of makeup or you just don’t have the right makeup artists. Cheeseburgers and curly fries. What about Sauerkraut and sausage? It’s all about finding that right balance, Topher!

And tell me if I’m overstepping my boundaries, but…I saw you spoke with Ella. How are you feeling about that?

I'll ask. If I go into it looking like this I'll shame the whole of Corona. Ah yes. I must be the worst German ever. Never mind. I have brought shame to my country.

It's... bittersweet, really. I'm so happy she let me help her and she seems to be doing better. That's all I wanted.

constellationborne:

If I didn’t watch out for your health, who would? You eat like an american. And as for looking like a bloodshot, black eye bagged zombie, well – that’s the reason makeup exists, little brother. Concealer, foundation, contour, highlighter! It all works wonders.

Ah, yes. Harley, the girlfriend. Are you two getting serious yet?

Ah, yes, there are make up artists available but they're makeup artists, not miracle workers. As for eating like an American.... It's not my fault that cheeseburgers and curly fries are so good.

We're... taking it slow. It's good though. We're having fun.

constellationborne:

Well, let’s compare and contrast, shall we? Since I woke up at 6 am this morning, I showered in 15 minutes time which – may be a record for me, got dressed and was ushered out the door without my morning tea. Since then, I’ve been booked with interviews back to back. I’m meant to be in a meeting with the stylists in an hour and after that, I’ve got a charity ball to attend!

I have: eaten breakfast (HEALTHY, before you ask.) showered, gotten dressed in something that wasn’t sweatpants and a t-shirt, gone grocery shopping, will eventually go to my final tux fitting before the King's ball next week, ANNNNNDDD have a photo shoot to do even though I look like a bloodshot, black eyebagged zombie.

and at some point today I would like to see Harley.

Texts: Tarley

Harley: 4 - I am one hell of a nurse.

Topher: .... yeah. that's very true.

Texts: Tarley

Harley: 3 - I know how to flirt in 3 different languages.

Harley: Like I said, no particular reason. I needed to make sure you remembered is all. It's still new. Easy to forget.

Topher: trust me. I won't forget.

Topher: I care about you too much to forget.

Texts: Tarley

Harley: I have compiled a thorough list of all the reasons why I'm the best girlfriend a guy can have... no particular reason why.

Harley: 1 - I have spent time in prison which means you automatically have more street cred.

Harley: 2 - I'm adventurous. There is never ever a dull moment. Ever.

Topher: While these are excellent reasons, what pray tell, has caused you to point them out?

Topher: The only things that annoys me about you is your constant teasing and the fact you never put your camera down so it's in my face half the time. You aren't a tough sell, really.

constellationborne:

And what, pray tell, has my dear brother up and about at 6 am?

If I knew I would certainly put a stop to it. This is absolutely ridiculous!

constellationborne

Guten morgen. It’s too early for any sane person to be awake. I wonder what it’s like to be able to sleep in past 6 am, it must be nice.

gideontophermchphee-blog

I wouldn't know. The past month has been absolute hell in that department.

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