GiggleShitter

Just a cute, innocent cat! I hope to be loved by all and every

[giggleshitterthecat]

First Introductions

"What a pleasure to meet you, hopefully you enjoy my company!"

"My name is GiggleShitter, please don't question it, humans have weird taste in names. I'm no regular cat, for I can speak English, makes me better than other cats don't you agree."

"Humans seem to think cats need owners so I guess mine is Ryan, but I like to think that I own him. He does everything for me so wouldn't you agree?"

"My fur colour and size may change but that's normal, it's just something that makes me better. I can look like what ever cat you may wish for"

[giggleshitterthecat]

”Oh man! I’m so tired. How long was I out for?”

[giggleshitterthecat]

He seems restless, the slumber won’t last

[giggleshitterthecat]

[giggleshitterthecat]

Giggleshitter ilysm pls let me pet you

”Just a few pets, don’t mess up my fur! I just finished grooming”

[giggleshitterthecat]

hi guys

hiii sorry for the long wait but I’m kinda back! I won’t be always online and probably a lot less than before but I’ll be lurking. I’ll start answering any asks and be sending out some asks soon!

[giggleshitterthecat]

[perfectlove-ryan]

-He is throwing a tantrum, complaining about near everything he can think of-

"Hey, hey, what's wrong...?"

[He kneels down next to the cat.]

[giggleshitterthecat]

”There are so many other people being mean and taking all your attention! Why can’t they just stop and leave us alone. I want to go outside and walk around and play! I want to go out to restaurants and eat the good food. But mean people are stopping me! Tell them to stop”

[giggleshitterthecat]

Hiii!!

I’m going to be taking a sorta break.

I might be on every now and then, interact a bit, but it will be very inconsistent.

Just dm me on discord if you really need something! But I won’t be too active there either, hopefully more active than here.

Sorry for the inconvenience and hopefully I’ll be better soon! Once I do come back you’ll get plenty of your favourite little shit

[e-milochange]

“I will trade you one of Ryan’s sock for another bowl of food”

“…”

“We got a deal.”

“You know how to trade, but I’ll only entertain it for today, alright?”

[giggleshitterthecat]

“Why stop there, I could grab what ever you wish and all you’d have to give me is a tiny bowl of food”

“Unless you are already stealing from him.”

[e-milochange]

"..Noope. Definitely not stealing."

"and overfeeding cats are bad, so.."

[giggleshitterthecat]

”You have been stealing!”

“I’m going to tell Ryan and have him kick you out!”

[e-milochange]

"I'm NOT STEALING-"

"he can check his belongings and things are still there!"

"... Except for the sock you gave me."

[giggleshitterthecat]

“Maybe I’d get distracted by a full bowl of food and forget to tell him”

[e-milochange]

"how about some catnip instead?"

[giggleshitterthecat]

”Oh Ryan! I’ve something to tell you”

[e-milochange]

“I will trade you one of Ryan’s sock for another bowl of food”

“…”

“We got a deal.”

“You know how to trade, but I’ll only entertain it for today, alright?”

[giggleshitterthecat]

“Why stop there, I could grab what ever you wish and all you’d have to give me is a tiny bowl of food”

“Unless you are already stealing from him.”

[e-milochange]

"..Noope. Definitely not stealing."

"and overfeeding cats are bad, so.."

[giggleshitterthecat]

”You have been stealing!”

“I’m going to tell Ryan and have him kick you out!”

[e-milochange]

"I'm NOT STEALING-"

"he can check his belongings and things are still there!"

"... Except for the sock you gave me."

[giggleshitterthecat]

“Maybe I’d get distracted by a full bowl of food and forget to tell him”

[e-milochange]

“I will trade you one of Ryan’s sock for another bowl of food”

“…”

“We got a deal.”

“You know how to trade, but I’ll only entertain it for today, alright?”

[giggleshitterthecat]

“Why stop there, I could grab what ever you wish and all you’d have to give me is a tiny bowl of food”

“Unless you are already stealing from him.”

[e-milochange]

"..Noope. Definitely not stealing."

"and overfeeding cats are bad, so.."

[giggleshitterthecat]

”You have been stealing!”

“I’m going to tell Ryan and have him kick you out!”

[e-milochange]

“I will trade you one of Ryan’s sock for another bowl of food”

“…”

“We got a deal.”

“You know how to trade, but I’ll only entertain it for today, alright?”

[giggleshitterthecat]

“Why stop there, I could grab what ever you wish and all you’d have to give me is a tiny bowl of food”

“Unless you are already stealing from him.”

[giggleshitterthecat]

Don't worry Giggleshitter, No one is going to lay a single finger on your fur in any way that means harm. Not on my watch! *pulls out a machine gun*

”Thank yo- Where the hell did you get that from!? Be careful with it!”

[giggleshitterthecat]

the day ryan and giggleshitter Friendship Doom happens I'll be "oh... thats gore of my comfort duo 😭"

”It won’t happen! As long as the scary people stop being horrible and trying to hurt me”

[giggleshitterthecat]

I’m going to eat you.

”What!? I’m not food! Don’t you dare!”

“Can people please stop threatening me! It’s really scary”

[giggleshitterthecat]

I want to play with you while Ryan's gone and give you goodies and toys (●´ω｀●)ゞ♪

"Lets play!"