Ryan

[rp blog for Perfect Love's Ryan]

[perfectlove-ryan]

"What are you looking at, punk?"

He stares at you with an irritated expression. It might be best to answer him quickly.

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Admin here! I wanted to make this blog since the other Ryan blog seems to be changing into another form(?) of Ryan and I wanted to still be able to have our mean snarky Ryan around to answer other asks! This Ryan's color scheme will be silver instead of green.

[perfectlove-ryan]

ryadmin here guys.... ... hey..... so uhm. I'm not dead!!!! I've honestly just kinda lost motivation.... to run the blog..... cuz idk what to do anymore.... anyways, to be frank but also not super duper serious im probably not gonna post anything on this blog no more unless I feel like ittt im sorryyy but dw! I have a main account here that u can uhhh check up on to make sure I haven't died :D which is @inom-humanflesh (this acc is only for 18+ btw)!! But idk if I'll be posting any ryan stuff 😔

Ty to everyone who interacted with the blog and made this blog super fun n entertaining!!! I love you all!!!!

[perfectlove-ryan]

“Happy Valentine’s Day Ryan!!”

“I made chocolates ^^”

"Free food? Nice. I've been craving some sweets."

[He snatches the heart-shaped object from your hands. You can see an expression of cringe flicker across his face but it's gone before you can question it.]

"Right... Hearts. It's Valentine's Day. Wait- you didn't do anything to the chocolates, did you?"

[He stares at you with a mix of worry and suspicion.]

[perfectlove-ryan]

Yeah, Like what ghousttm said- why u still keepin Milo when the threats are gone?

[Once again, Ryan appeared to be at a loss for words. He looked a bit unsure of himself.]

"I... I'm not exactly keeping him. He just happens to still be here."

[You note that the atmosphere has become increasingly awkward as the silence continues to stretch on even longer.]

[perfectlove-ryan]

Hey Ryan, since the threats are gone, can I pet Giggleshitter now?

(Ooc: He’s acting a bit ooc here but I just wanted to doodle Equinox being silly)

(Ooc: Also Happy new year! ^^)

[He seemed a little hesitant but he ultimately gave in after concluding that you probably weren't a threat to him or his cat.]

"Do whatever you want! That is, if Giggleshitter lets you."

[He smirks and crosses his arms.]

[perfectlove-ryan]

havent seen you guys in a HOT minute

is giggleshitter okay? are the threats still coming?

"Oh, hey! It's the guy who tripped over cat food. Not gonna lie, it's kinda nice seeing a familiar face."

"Giggleshitter's been doing fine recently and the threats have surprisingly disappeared. I'm glad we don't have to walk on eggshells now."

[ghousttm]

I-...

🧍

I hope you fall face first into a can of sardines and giggleshitter eats your face off.

anyways- YIPPPEE!!! HOORAY! thats actually so awesome!!

although now i feel obliged to ask - why are you still keeping Milo around? Like, IN your house.

What? can't cook for yerself and your cat? some alpha YOU turned out to be.. 🐺

[perfectlove-ryan]

[He laughs at your snarky remark, an amused expression on his face. You could tell he was probably in a good mood and wasn't itching for a fight this time around.]

"Pfft! What the hell? I thought we'd have forgotten all that alpha stuff already. Of course I can cook my own food. I'm just keeping him around for..."

...

[He paused and took a second to ponder. You were... technically... right. What's the point of keeping that guy around now that things have calmed down? Unfortunately, Ryan couldn't seem to answer your question.]

[perfectlove-ryan]

"Happy new year, Ryan!! I'm glad the threats are no longer here! That means this year will be smooth for you!"

"Right... Happy new year. Anyway, you're right. I hope they stay gone for good. Those people were really getting on my nerves."

[He scoffs and scratches the back of his head. For some reason, it felt like he had forgotten something. He swiftly brushed the feeling off.]

[perfectlove-ryan]

[OOC: Omg chat I've been on my main for so long I kept forgetting to answer asks I'm going to kms (JK) ACKKK I FEEL SO BAD FOR NOT ANSWERING EMILOS NEW YEARS ASK ESPECIALLY GRRRAAAHHH GUYS I SWEAR TO BE MORE PUNCTUAL 🙏🙏🙏 PRETEND THAT I ANSWRRED HIM ON NEW YEARS OKAY GUYS SHUUUSHHHH]

[perfectlove-ryan]

havent seen you guys in a HOT minute

is giggleshitter okay? are the threats still coming?

"Oh, hey! It's the guy who tripped over cat food. Not gonna lie, it's kinda nice seeing a familiar face."

"Giggleshitter's been doing fine recently and the threats have surprisingly disappeared. I'm glad we don't have to walk on eggshells now."

[perfectlove-ryan]

“Merry Christmas, Ryan!!”

"...Merry Christmas."

[He seems to be more enthusiastic at the sight of the numerous dishes laid out before him.]

[perfectlove-ryan]

Wear the ugly Christmas sweater or I'm haunting you forever

"Weak ass threat. You think I'm scared of you, anon?"

[He puffs his chest out.]

[perfectlove-ryan]

Oh my god MERRY CHRISTMAS

Perfect love Christmas LET'S GOOOOOOOO

[OOC: yEeEEEEEEE]

[perfectlove-ryan]

Heyyyy Ryannnnnn

Guess what? I made uh Christmasy sweater!!

You should wear it, it would make certain someone happy :D

[He stares at the sweater with a judgmental look.]

"...Ew."

[perfectlove-ryan]

"only 10 more days before Christmas!! And it'll be the first time we're spending Christmas together!! Should I prepare food for the holidays? Tell me what you like ^^"

"I'll learn how to make homemade treats for the cat too"

"Who said I'm spending Christmas with you?"

...

"...Nevermind. You better cook up a feast for me and Giggleshitter! I want steak! Ham! Mashed potatoes! Pies!"

[He continues listing his demands as if he were talking to a waiter.]

[perfectlove-ryan]

Hi Ryan, long time no see, I'm Santa's elf, and I'm here to deliver your gift, but your behavior hasn't been the best, so... -I open a sack and drop a lot of coals at his feet- I'm sorry, I hope you're a better person next year! 😁💚🎄

"...I hope Santa shoves you down the chimney next year, you candy cane-suckin' turd!"

[He bundles up the coals in his arms and starts throwing them in your direction.]

[perfectlove-ryan]

it’s almost that time of the year. When we are going to put up the tree, I can’t wait!

[A faint smile could be seen on his lips as he gazed at the cat that wore a Christmas hat.]

"We'll be putting it up soon, alright? Don't be impatient, we still have like... a few days left. I'm mostly looking forward to the food anyway."

[perfectlove-ryan]

And when you're strong enough physically, you may not need EMilo anymore!

"...So that's what this is about. Are you guys seriously still trying to get rid of E!Milo? What's your guys' problem with him anyway?? Did he disrespect your mother or something???"