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I AM A THOUSAND TONS. I AM AN INCONVENIENCE. I CAN HEAR YOUR LEG BONES FRACTURE UNDER MY TRAGIC BOTTOM. SOMEONE ASSASSINATE ME
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Darling, I woke up not too long ago to your adorable fic based on my Sally Face headcanon! I'm just popping in to say you did a wonderful job and I enjoyed it immensely! Definitely following you now! You're a great writer and can't wait to see more fics from you! ~Spooky Lee 🖤💀🦇
AAA THANK YOU!!! hdbxjfn I'm really shy when it comes to my writing because it was never my strong point but I'm glad it's alright! I've been binging alot of your writing and it's all really good it's an honor to have you follow me!
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I couldn't resist writing a little fic based off of @the-spooky-lee's sallyface headcanons! I really like their blog please go check them out I beg! Anyways it's 3am and I haven't written in forever forgive me for being so rusty
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Sal was lounging on the couch with Ashley by his side. The two of them had been chit-chatting for a couple hours now, leaving both of them happy and content. Sal was stretched out over Ashley's lap like some sort of cat, his head resting on her thigh in which she had the audacity to point out. "Comfy?" She looked down at the boy with a smile that squeezed his heart. "You're just like your cat" She started, placing a singular hand on top of his stomach as she spoke.
"Always laying in the weirdest places."
"Im just tired.."
Sal felt a shiver run down his spine at the gentle touch, flinching out of reflex. Butterflies of anticipation and a hint of excitement began to flutter in his stomach as he watched Ash out of the corner of his eye. That sweet and heartwarming smile she wore moments earlier was quickly exchanged for a mischievous grin that made the hairs on the back of Sal's neck stand up. "I barely even touched you! Poor thing!" She cooed as she placed her other hand on his stomach right next to the other. Sal shot his own hands down to half-heartedly cling onto his friends wrists with a frail "Don't-" leaving his lips, but they both knew he didn't mean it. Ash grabbed his wrists and gently pressed them against the cushion above him, giving him another sweet smile. "You remeber how to play don't you? Keep your arms up Sally!~"
"Ash you don't have to do thihIS-!"
As soon as Ash started to spider her fingers across his stomach his arms came crashing down. "Ah-Ah! Keep them up or I'll stop completely!" God that was instant kill. His face went up in flames as he reluctantly and slowly lifted his arms back up. He really didn't want her to stop and he hated admitting it. "Aww how cute~" And with that she began her attack once more. She curled her fingers into claws as she slowly and siftly dragged them down her victim's palms all the way down his forearms, stopping to scratch at the insides of his elbows. Sal was already struggling to hold in giggles, small chirps and titters leaking out at the gentle scratches. "C'mon now Sal you can't hold it in forever" Long manicured nails continued their way down Sal's arms to trace feather light circles into the hollows of his armpits which caused his arms to twitch. "What's wrong Sally Face? Does it tickle?" The dam finally broke and he tossed his head back against her thigh and let out bubbly giggles that were akin to sweet music. Fingers continued to spider their way down the boys ribs, causing his arms to shake and for him to squeal whenever Ash pinched at the skin, then down to his stomach. His shirt had hitched up from his wiggling within her lap and she instantly went in for the kill. "Ahahsh! Noohoho!!" He raised his head up to look at her but immediately through it back down when she pulled his shirt up to scribble over his now exposed stomach. "Does someone have a ticklish little tummy? Hm? Let's see shall we!" She scratched an inch or two above his navel and his arms came crashing down as he squealed. "NOHOHO!!" His arms were glued to his sides as he wriggled about and drummed his feet against the sofa. "AHAAHASHEHLEHEEY!" By now she was blowing raspberries all over the poor boys stomach and sides while her hands tweaked at his ribs. Peels of laughter fell from his lips in a continuous loop, his face burning hot from the blush that continued to grow upon his cheeks. He shrieked when she began to scritch and scratch at his hips, bucking his hips up and instinctively pulling his knees up to his chest only for Ash to push them back down. "NOHOHONONOHOHO- EEEK!" He squealed and bucked once more when she started to blow more raspberries on his ribs while continuing her gentle attack on his boney hips. "Tickle tickle tickle, Sally! I think someone's a little tick-l-ish!" A poke to the belly button with every pause. Tears were forming in Sal's good eye as he continued to squeal and cackle like a little kid afraid of the tickle monster. With one last raspberry to his stomach Ash finally stopped her assault and gave the boy some mercy hearing as his laughter was starting to die down. He burrowed his face into her stomach with his legs and arms around his chest curled up in a ball, residue giggles continuing to pour from his lips nearly hiccuping between little laughs. "Gosh, you're just too cute!" Ash happily exclaimed, pinching Sal's side one last time causing him to snort. "You okay Sally?" She asked as she pet his hair. He nodded in return. "Did you have fun you ticklish little blueberry?" She chuckled to herself as Sal groaned. As embarrassed as he was about it - he did have fun. He always did. Ash didn't need a verbal answer from him to know he had fun though. She smiled and ruffled his hair and looked over at the clock. "It's getting late you should try to sleep soon Sal, I'm sure the tickle monster tuckered you out!"
"Can you stay?"
"Of course."
Needless to say they both returned to a peaceful state of mind, happy and relaxed as they clung onto eachother and eventually drifted off to sleep.
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I forgot I had this account and I suddenly have the urge to write so you better watch out I'm gonna pump out prompts and drabbles tonight!!