Enjin NSFW Alphabet !minors dni!
𖹭 A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
after riding out his high, he gently collapses on top of you and takes a breather while you both calm down. Afterwards he cuddles you close and whispers sweet nothings in your ear while softly caressing your body and peppering your face in small kisses. If he sees you being too spent, he brings you a glass of water before comforting you.
𖹭 B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself it's his hands. From holding Umbreaker, to holding your face between his palms, he loves his hands. Not to mention gripping your plush hips while plunging into you from behind or intertwining your hands with his as he fingers you towards your nth orgasm of the night. Once again, he LOVES his hands.
On you he always says your curves. Your ample tits pressing against his chest as you arch your back, your round ass jiggling with every thrust delivered, your soft thighs encircling his head, suffocating, while he eats you out like a starved man. But in reality he appreciates your brain the most. The way you match him, keep him in check whilst also loving him so much and so deep. He adores your witty remarks and how you always figure out a way to get him out of trouble.
𖹭 C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
he needs to come either on your tits or your ass. it's a 'carnal need' as per his words. Just as carnal as his need for your pussy to cream around his dick and gush into his mouth.
𖹭 D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he steals your panties. wraps them around his cock as he jerks off. Problem is, he started this before you got together and you were always left to wonder where all your favorite panties disappeared to. a while into your relationship he confessed when you caught him. now you make him regularly buy panties because his habit never ceased.
𖹭 E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
has had a few hook ups, short situationships, so fairly experienced. it would still take a few sleepless nights so you can figure out each other's body, likes and dislikes. after that it's pure heaven
𖹭 F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
missionary and doggy. missionary for the slower, more intimate moments and doggy for a rougher time. doesn't mind if you top every once in a while though.
𖹭 G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
would crack a joke here and there, but deep in the moment he'd rather listen to the sounds you make.
𖹭 H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
keeps it trimmed and clean, but purposefully leaves the happy trail. he yearns for a good bush though, but respects your decision if you prefer to shave.
𖹭 I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
craves intimacy like a life-line. he just thinks sex feels better when you're connected on every level. however if it's just a one night stand, he only gives crumbs of it, doesn't want the attachment to linger from either party.
𖹭 J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he doesn't really have time to masturbate as a cleaner, and even when he does, he'd rather spend it with you. although if you're out on a mission and he's really horny, expect another one of your panties go missing.
𖹭 K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
he's so into fingering it's apalling. he will get at least two orgasms out of you just with his fingers before considering doing everything else. he's also into edging, both giving and receiving, and loves to overstimulate you afterwards. he gets just a little bit harder when he sees your eyes well up with tears from the overwhealming pleasure he's bestowing upon you. says he doesn't like troublesome women, but damn does he love brat taming and making you beg.
𖹭 L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
somewhere secluded, doesn't want anyone else to hear your pretty moans. for some reason the two of you still end up doing it in the back of his car every other week. you once almost got caught by rudo and promised you'd never do it in the car again. can you guess where you two were the next day?
𖹭 M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
this man is so feral, you walking by is enough to get him going. however seeing you disheveled in the morning, barely awake, does things to him no other thing could. domesticity is a luxury on the ground, so seeing you so comfortable in his bed makes his heart beat faster...and blood rush to his dick.
𖹭 N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
would absolutely never hurt you. seeing you in genuine pain causes his heart to ache and guilt pool in his gut. would also never share. you're his everything, even more important than Umbreaker, the though of anyone else seeing you so vulnerable and bare makes his jaw clench.
𖹭 O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
prefers giving by miles, he eats for his own pleasure. he keeps going until you're practically dragging him off your pussy because you can't take it anymore. however, will fuck your face if you were especially mean and cruel that day. only after making sure you're alright, cooled off and consenting though.
𖹭 P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he enjoys both, he does both. he prefers long, slow and passionate sex after specifically long and gruelling missions, but will go rough if you've been teasing him all day. or when you ask.
𖹭 Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he has a love-hate thing going on with them. he loves to drag pleasuring you and the act itself out, but since he's a cleaner, he doesn't always have time for it. but with the way you look so gorgeous and attractive doing mundane everyday things, he can't help but drag you away to that one hidden storage closet for good minute or two.
𖹭 R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he's always open to new things, but will immediately shut it down if it involves you getting hurt.
𖹭 S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
this man can go the whole night with barely a break in-between rounds. lasts long too and always makes sure you cum first.
𖹭 T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he once recommended getting you a vibrator, but you said you prefer his hands and mouth to a lousy electronic device. he got one anyway, but only uses it as punishment to either edge or overstimulate you. still asks if you'd want to use it during the act, and you're staring to suspect he just wants you to use it on him
𖹭 U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
sooo unfair, this man lives to tease. will edge you for hours and he'll wait until you're fully begging to let you cum. but after he's had his fun, it will be the night of your life. get ready to be sore in the morning.
𖹭 V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
decently vocal, mostly grunts and whispers in your ear. if you catch him off guard and manage to dom him, he will whine and moan like a bitch in heat.
𖹭 W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
he always has to have umbreaker in close proximity when you're having sex. you've questioned it before but even he doesn't know why he needs it. says it just feels right.
𖹭 X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
he's packing a good 6.8 inches, it's girthy too. curves up deliciously too, perfect to hit your sweet spot. has a few prominent veins. the shaft is slightly darker than his skin color, his tip is faint red.
𖹭 Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
day and night, you just have to ask and he'll be buried deep inside you in an hour.
𖹭 Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
makes sure you're okay and waits for your soft snores before drifting to sleep as well.
a/n: first ever fic complete, feeling great. hope some people will read this by their own free will, just as i hope it is satisfactory. if you got this far, thank you for reading! 𖹭
