You might want to do yourself a favor and fact-check. That doesn’t sound much like me, does it?
Well I mean it sounded a little like you. Not literally. It wasn’t your voice so it sounded nothing like you but it sounded like something you might do if you were in a really good mood. Or if there was something in it for you, which sounds way more likely. Not that you’re not nice. Heck, you know how you are.








