I'll be your Server Tonight

The original Mr. Steal Your Girl straight out of the black lagoon and now serving dinner.

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

What happens if I order the house special?

Ah yes, the highly recommended Fresh Fish.

You come with me to the Lagoon now.

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[skinandbonewishes]

Reblog

[thenagain-butmaybenot-blog]

For one of the sweetest girls I ever knew ❤️

[traumatantrum-deactivated201802]

For you Reagan, never forget

[vodkasunshinegirl]

For you, my love. 💕

[truecrimecupcake]

For all of those I have lost, for all of those you have lost, for every angel up there. 

[xxsad-boyxx]

I hope they’re all happy now ❤️

[mrbrightsidexx-deactivated20201]

Don’t ever think suicide is your way to true happiness. Don’t ever assume the pain will go away once you escape these times of prolonged sadness… however long it takes you to get out of… no matter what you’re just passing that pain off to people who love you.

Depression will always trick the mind into thinking everyone is better off without you.

But to the ones who lost that difficult battle… may your souls rest in peace forever ❤

[edgelordsupremacy-moved-deactiv]

.. Suicide isn’t the answer.. hold on another day, find something you love, and hold onto that for dear life. 

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

((I still miss you))

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

((Sorry I've been inactive for the last few days and may remain so for the next few. My Partner and I are currently expecting babies from one of our pet rats any day now and are very busy with that and will be for a little while.))

((Thanks to everyone who has started following this blog in the short time it has been around and regular posting will resume soon! Feel free to leave asks and I will get to them as soon as I'm able!))

[legionsworkatsubway]

Hey I would like to order a picklel sandwich please.

we cant do that as the mun of this blog is an actual picklel.

[urfavouritecryptid]

((Reblog with what you are I’m a sock.))

[laurieathardees]

((I am a middle finger))

[urfavouritecryptid]

((Valid.))

[willowfoxthefox]

I’m a loose string from a shirt

[urfavouritecryptid]

((Also valid.))

[michael-the-old-man]

((I’m an atom because i’m short

My friend bob is the Eiffel tower

My friend Lyssie is a bong))

[the-bone-thief]

((I’m that avocado that looks too ripe))

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

((A dead salamander on display))

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Drooling

Here, let me clean that up for you. *dabs drool with napkin*

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

Giant fish

Yummy

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

BEGONE CAT!

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Drooling

Here, let me clean that up for you. *dabs drool with napkin*

[tabigale]

my new years resolution is to……*spins wheel*…uh…..*throws dart*

happy 2016! its practically still new years, so i made these handy GIFS to determine what you need to do more of this year. take a screenshot and to find out what ya get! (dont remove plz:  (fast gifs multiple gifs seizure flashing)  )

[bowforthequeen-deactivated20210]

[askjackkline]

Typical. Castiel, did you hijack this?

[uhhcheetos-deactivated20210809]

*cackles in asexual*

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

Challenge accepted

[aliendominosbakedpie]

I got the fucking opposssssite

Alssssso how the fuck do i do thisssss i dont have eyesssss

[theres-a-pig-in-oxxo-deactivate]

Aw man

just like every year

[harrysatstarbucks]

is this a challenge 

[urfavouritecryptid]

well damn sorry neon

[the-bone-thief]

Now we’re getting somewhere

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

........

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Is this the shape of water fish monster they were talking about?

No. I’m from the Black Lagoon. That guy and I are just relatives.

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

Ah good, cause then I would’ve been very disappointed

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Any reason in particular you would be “very disappointed”??

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

Because you are very ugly and nasty

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Oh, ok.

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Is this the shape of water fish monster they were talking about?

No. I’m from the Black Lagoon. That guy and I are just relatives.

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

Ah good, cause then I would’ve been very disappointed

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Any reason in particular you would be "very disappointed"??

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Help! I've fallen in the water and can't swim!

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

I require cheesecake

Ah, yes, Free cheesecake for life. Here, have the whole cake. Did you want any toppings on that?

[harrysatstarbucks]

lots of strawberry

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Here you are. Enjoy

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

You are.. something else.

No, I'm a Fishman.

[ceo-entity-a]

AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL OUT THERE HAVING KIDS FOR SOME REASON WHY THE FUCK

ISN’T THERE ENOUGH OF YOU ALREADY???

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

I consume my offspring if they dont swimming away fast enough after hatching. None have been fast enough. Yet.

[ceo-entity-a]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day.

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Thanks, will do, Boss!

[redataldi]

((Red rn))

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

@redataldi

[redataldi]

I can’t say I’m a fan of what you do to your young

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Survival of the fittest. None have survived me so none are fit to survive. Not yet anyways.

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

Is this the shape of water fish monster they were talking about?

No. I'm from the Black Lagoon. That guy and I are just relatives.

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

((I fixed my asks to allow anonymous asks, thanks to those who let me know it wouldn't allow it))

[rhi-rose-at-arbys]

(Rhi interactive)

“Hi everyone, Rhianna or Rhi here! I was wondering, what’s your favorite food? I  might be able to give some recommendations to Drayton or give it to you right now! I have a stash in my room.”

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

I love Pistachio Pudding.

[rhi-rose-at-arbys]

“Here. I found this in stupid ass Roman’s fridge when I went on a trip. I stole his favorite thing because he’s such an ass to me.”

[gill-manworksatcheesecakefactory]

"Thank you for this gift." *slorp, monch* "Delicious. Roman didn't deserve it."