[legionsworkatsubway]

*rises from the dead*

[legionsworkatsubway]

*eats salt*

[legionsworkatsubway]

Mmm...dirt..

[legionsworkatsubway]

On our first date I'm gonna carve our initials out into a tree so its romantic and you know that I brought a knife with me.

[weirdosworkinatmcdonalds]

Hi I’m Labyrinth and this is my buddy Stitches we hope we can become great friends and all! Dont be shy to ask us something

((My main blog @ravenisworkingatwalmart

And these are the people I got inspired by oof uwu @wraith-works-at-taco-bell @entitysassistent @embarrassedsusie @redataldi @askjoey @askthedreamwalker @frankwestworkingatnewyorktimes @ghostfaceatmcdonalds @gravesworkingatclaiers @harrysatstarbucks @herbertwestataandw @johnny-at-target @laurieathardees @legionsworkatsubway @ceo-entity @bubbasgotthemeats @billy-lenz-at-waffle-house @negansellsatcostco @michael-stalks-from-afar @macready-getting-the-mac-ready @totallyaveragemcdonalds that should be all I think I cant really remember))

[vincents-house-of-waffles]

Hm, I thought… I had.. where did all my candles go??

[legionsworkatsubway]

I ate them all

[vincents-house-of-waffles]

What’s with you guys and eating wax

[legionsworkatsubway]

W A X

[legionsworkatsubway]

We should have a New Vegas wedding, yah know

Why New Vegas?

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

Because it’s cheaper that way

[legionsworkatsubway]

Alright then

[vincents-house-of-waffles]

Hm, I thought… I had.. where did all my candles go??

[legionsworkatsubway]

I ate them all

[legionsworkatsubway]

We should have a New Vegas wedding, yah know

Why New Vegas?

[legionsworkatsubway]

Oh shit I exist?

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

When are we getting married?

When mother and father approves-

Oh wait, they’re both dead

I mean we can rn if you want

[legionsworkatsubway]

Why not, let's get the shit over with.

[legionsworkatsubway]

Joey we're getting married

since when?

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

Since now

[urfavouritecryptid]

can i be flower girl

[carrieworksatseveneleven-deacti]

Can I be a groomsman?

[legionsworkatsubway]

sure...???

[legionsworkatsubway]

Joey we're getting married

since when?

[ghostfaceatmcdonalds-deactivate]

Since now

[urfavouritecryptid]

can i be flower girl

[legionsworkatsubway]

why not..?

[urfavouritecryptid]

respec wahmen

[vincents-house-of-waffles]

Get your respect woman juice not just today but every day that this is open

[legionsworkatsubway]

Does it come from women’s titties?

[urfavouritecryptid]

no it comes from being kind and respectful to the female identitying individuals in your life

[legionsworkatsubway]

shame but alright, I'll respecc the women

[urfavouritecryptid]

respec wahmen

[vincents-house-of-waffles]

Get your respect woman juice not just today but every day that this is open

[legionsworkatsubway]

Does it come from women's titties?

[legionsworkatsubway]

Happy suck on titty day

[legionsworkatsubway]

Shit I mean woman's day

[legionsworkatsubway]

Happy suck on titty day