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stargate-galaxy

When Skaara invites Jack and Sam to his wedding...

In S6e22 Full Circle

curioussubjects

Extended scene from s04e02 Six of One

baltears

gayest hets of all time

kinviere

AU: BSG. If Kara and Lee had gotten together after New Caprica.

OTP 5ever!

Amazing vid!!

teaboot

The thing about living with all the earthly desires of a monk is that it does not circumvent the ordeal of other people stressing over buying you gifts, it just raises the stakes

My brother expresses interest in material goods maybe twice a year and we have a fucking back alley telephone network for it

teaboot

Things he spends money on:

Other people

His car payments

Groceries

Gas

Dog food

Things he will allow others to occasionally spend money on for him:

Dog treats

Coffee if you’re fast enough or defeat him in combat

When he graduated I got him a $100 voucher for a local shop he liked and he used it to buy me a Christmas present

I had to fully bodycheck him off the desk trying to pay for movie tickets once

It has become something of an Art of War type thing and it’s only getting worse the longer it goes on

teaboot

On his last birthday we got him some bougie high-end treats for his dog since it was the only thing he would keep instead of trying to turn into a selfless gesture and then we all watched him open the bag and eat one because, quote, “I won’t feed him anything I’m not willing to eat myself”

I love my baby brother very much and someday I’m going to kill him

ngalitzine

“Nineteen,” Ilya said at the same time Shane said, “Eighteen.”

Ilya shot him a curious look. “We were nineteen the first time we—”

“Oh,” Shane said. “I thought the question was the first time we felt, um, sparks.” His ears were bright red and Ilya wanted to bite them.

“Yes,” Ilya said. His voice has gone soft, but he didn’t care. “Eighteen then. That’s right.”

bewbin

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK

bewbin

why do i even try

bunney

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

esoanem

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addamatic

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

elevenbenevolentmammoths

possible explanations as to why Ianthe Did That to Harrow's follicles:

Watsonian:

Third House culture obsessed w/ hair. Ninth House Culture devalues it. Ianthe is doing a colonialism. Is down bad for Harrow. Wants Harrow to conform to her cultural beauty standards. Is well aware she is being shitty, but views it as an act of love anyway. etc.

Doylist:

Muir couldn't make up her mind as to how long she wanted Harrow's hair to be in GtN and wrote herself in an Excuse for that in the sequel.

oh-jod-dammit

I was reminded that the in-universe author of A Sermon on Cavaliers and Necromancers is wonderfully named M. Bias ... and was suddenly hit with the cursed realization that Bicycle is a perfectly valid Second House arithmonym.

Thinking about more now... Biped... Bigamy... Binary... Bisexual...

New challenge give me your worst valid arithmonyms, for any House. We must strive to outdo M. Bias and Dr. Sex.

harrowharkn

I heard you recently got into cooking. Do you have any tips for making soup?

Anonymous,

Add salt.

Sincerely, Harrowhark.

trippedlaces

So anyway, let’s talk about what happens when Shane finds out that Wiebe is bisexual.

Because during The Long Game, Ilya decides not to tell Shane because it’s not his secret to tell, and Shane has to find out eventually, right? Wiebe says something like “I’m sure Ilya has told you that I understand a little bit about your situation.” And Shane is thinking like, what, you definitely don’t, you were a mid player at your absolute best. But eventually Wiebe gets the point across and it goes, I think, one of a couple different ways:

One: Shane HATES this information and tries to memory hole it immediately. Shane has had a complicated psychosexual attachment to every hockey coach he’s ever had, which is fine because hockey coaches are straighter than God. Even though both Shane and Wiebe are in happily married monogamous relationships, finding out that it’s actually hypothetically possible for a coach to experience reciprocal attraction to him is the worst thing that’s ever happened.

Two: Finding out that Wiebe is bisexual pushes Shane over the edge into having a meta-textual breakdown. Shane: “It’s fucking ridiculous. It’s absurd! We’re already the gayest team in the league. The gay married team. And now we have a gay coach?” Ilya: “Lubimiy, he is bisexual, do not make me ask Harris to give another PowerPoint presentation on bisexual erasure.”

Three: Shane pours over stats from Detroit’s 2001 season and figures out who Wiebe’s teammate was in less than 60 minutes.

cliff-marleaus-left-toe

Another option would seriously fuck Shane up bc it would remind him of how easy it was to fail and how close he and Ilya came to failing and how the system is set up to fail anyone who happens to be in a similar situation and how they still prevailed.

oh-jod-dammit

Wait wait wait I just realized. It feels like a lot of people assume Paul is male or at least assume he/him pronouns for them, presumably because their name is Paul, which is traditionally masculine. (Possibly also because it's so close to Pal? But that's just a guess.)

But. Our... Our main character. is a young woman. named Gideon. Who yeah is very butch but still uses she/her and was given this traditionally masculine name at birth.

Why is they/them nonbinary Paul any more surprising?

(Babs is also traditionally a feminine nickname, and Muir once did an interview about Lyctorhood as genderfuckery, but yeah! Tbh I hope we get even more gender weirdness before the series is over. 😌)

sm0l-bun

if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck

light-camera-bitch-smile

Wait hold on nonono back up, Pyrrha knows Gideon’s pre-Resurrection name?? She knows he HAD a name pre-Res? How??? Her brain should’ve been wiped??? Did she find out or has she always known??? Is it just Pyrrha??? Did Gideon know???? Do Mercy and Augustine know??? Does this mean Pyrrha knows the truth about the Resurrection??? I NEED more information about this what’s going ONNN

dubiousculturalartifact

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

anyroads

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

mindovermuses

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

muffinflarp69

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.