[unbotheredmuse]

stop overthinking

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

Bitch I can’t

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

The Gays: *make obviously facetious jokes about Gay Culture™️ and how heteros are banned from certain activities and behaviours for fun*

The Heteros: I can’t believe this violent bigotry I have been subjected to this is the worst act of intolerance in recorded history how can you gays hope to attract allies if you continue to use hateful language like this I just literally can’t even *hyperventilates and dies*

The Gays:

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Call me a fucking liar y’all.

[treesandstix-deactivated2018012]

*calls housephone and leaves a message* hello cats … how r u so far. sorry we had 2 leave u alone today…we will be back

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[loveholic198]

[grimphantom2]

LOL this reminds me of this one

[zody]

Wait wow now… the beak is a fake? So he can communicate with no mouth..and without his beak he sort of looks like…

DAFFY WAS A MARTIAN THIS WHOLE TIME!?????

[tyrantisterror]

Is that why Queen Tyrah’Nee was attracted to him?

[questbedhead]

[christosanesti]

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

[pulchrabelle]

We have states bigger than your entire country

[zerotheduke]

ur largest city

london

[afrogwitch]

Oh…. honey….honey no

[nickyvmlp]

I’m about to blow everyone’s got damn mind.

Not a metropolitan area, just fucking Jacksonville.

[cannedcream]

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

if you can’t read yourself how in the hell are you gonna read somebody else

[eccentricauntie]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[love-personal]

[joebidensanonymous]

Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice 

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

TELL ‘EM JOE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Buttersafe

[twitterlols]

[hungwy]

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

[friskafriskito]

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

[hungwy]

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

[bitchycode]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]