An incomplete list of Types of Guys (gender neutral) that I’ve met:
Guy who eats a sleeve of plain saltines and calls it lunch
Guy who goes to a strip club to do figure drawing
Guy who says they’re ‘reclaiming’ the word ‘Manlet’ when someone calls them out on using it
Guy who calls out tranmascs for using 'Manlet’ to refer to themselves
Guy who gets movie theatre popcorn uber eats’d to their house (pre-pandemic)
White Guy who imparts 'ancient indigenous wisdom’ at the local climate action gathering’s drum circle (no indigenous people were invited to the local climate action gathering)
Guy who calls putting on contacts 'putting his eyes in’
Guy who runs away to join the circus at 60 years old
Guy who wants the strawberries in his Wendy’s salad to not be cut up, so the intended recipient (guy’s mother) can cut them herself
Guy who spends three years articulating a baby horse skeleton for his art school (unpaid)
Guy who heard a baby horse died and said 'Hey, I bet I could get my student to articulate it’s skeleton for cheap’
Guy who has a home movie theatre sandwiched between his bedroom and bathroom
Guys who come up to you at the club to say they love your vibe but then ghost you on insta
Guy who comes to school in full joker makeup, just cause
Guy who runs an independent movie theatre, memorabilia museum, and cat sanctuary all out of the same building
Guy who pretends to be bi on dating apps to catfish straight men into going to their political protests
Additional Guys:
Guy who gives up meat for Lent every single year but still doesn’t know how to manage a vegetarian diet
Guy who asks you your birth date so he can tell you how many seconds you’ve been alive
Guy who feels comfortable assigning you a Hetalia kin
Guy who reminds you of that time you nearly drowned every time you watch something were someone nearly drowns
Guy who, as your doctor, absolutely needs you to know your boobs are not different sizes and that they only look like that because of your medical condition
Guy who joined a choir for the first time at 84 and has literally never been happier
Guy who pretends to read all of Homestuck, the famously long webcomic, in one night to impress a girl (unsuccessful)
Guy who spends all of highschool cycling through three different My Little Pony shirts
GNC Guy that dresses gender conforming for the church camp’s crossdressing themed dance
Guys who organize a crossdressing themed dance for the church camp
group of 50ish Guys between ages 7-15 who go so absolutely hog wild for the church camp’s crossdressing dance everyone decides to make it an annual event
Guy who needs his twelve-year-old students to know three things-
Shakespeare was a genius,
The Dark Knight Rises is the greatest film of all time, and
Bush did 9/11





















