Quiet now

Hey I'm Quest and I reblog a lot of random shit *Only mutuals can ask for donation post promos* *No I will not tag (x) for you*

[sarcasmprodigy]

Making women up like it's a job

[plagueislost]

happy birthday tim!

[halondrus]

fuck with me

[geospiral]

this ride sucks

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[animentality]

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[julianova44]

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

[sketchbot9000]

Left hand, Left hand

Right hand, Right.

Hands in the morning.

Hands at night.

In the house,

and on the street

how many, many

hands you meet.

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[normaloperafan]

[rabbitkinglune777]

900 COMBAT GRL-EVIL

[rabbitkinglune777]

and this goober, being a good boyfriend by supporting his girlfriend's endeavors of being badass

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[jjestierr]

dante with his vergil ita bag (colorized 2026)

[pandabomb]

huh? pompeii? nah dude that song’s so old and overplayed, if the radio station puts that song on one more fucking time I’m gonna—-EH EH OH EH OH EH EH OH EH OH

[caramiaaddio]

oh hey this feels like a good time to mention that bastille did a remix of pompeii. with goddamn hans zimmer. listen to this to blow your tits clean off

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[kuttithevangu]

I thought I hadn’t done this because all I could remember were mikveh scenes but no I definitely put the Luxurious Bath in Sorel where they get scrubbed out of their fox skin and dressed up as a handsome officer for mysterious Angel of Death reasons

[imaginethehaus]

Imagine Jack thinking about proposing to Bitty and going to his BBF Shitty for emotional support/talking it out.

“Holy shit, my man. Yes. Yes, I do.”

“Shitty,” Jack groans. “Take this seriously, please.”

“Serious? You want serious?”

Jack should have stuck with comedic because the rib-crushing, airborne hug he finds himself pulled into leaves him breathless and flailing like a rag doll in Shitty’s arm.

“Jack Zimmermann,” there are honest to goodness tears in Shitty’s eyes. “This is the perfect ring. You’ve found the perfect man. I could not be prouder or happier for you.”

Jack brushes a finger across the polished platinum ring in his hands.

“You really think he’ll – he’ll…”

“Jackie, he’d be a fool to turn you down. And Eric Bittle’s no fool.”

Jack knows his face is doing something complicated and emotional. It’s just that, like always, Shitty’s said just what he needed to hear.

“Thanks, Shits.”

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success