[alexander]

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

[whatshouldbetchescallme]

When you get your winged eyeliner perfect on one eye and the other looks like your scribbled on it with a crayon

[redshood]

Sorry, I went sad again didn’t I?

[fuckyeahhappiestplace-blog]

[jeanqrey]

All right, get in here.

[thursday]

[kushandwizdom]

[zodiaccity]

Source: Kush & Wizdom

[maclarensgifs]

[memethings]

30 Rock has some golden moments.

[panchibust]

Bang, Bang Bangity Bang I said Bang, Bang Bangity Bang Bang, Bang Bangity Bang I said Bang, Bang Bangity Bang Bang, Bang Bangity Bang I said Bang, Bang Bangity Bang (Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang) Bang, Bang Bangity Bang I said Bang, Bang Bangity Bang!!!!.

The rumbelle fandom(singing)

[cracked]

“Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.”

America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared

[ohmygodwaytoolong]

Directed and edited by the amazing Matthew Pollock, produced by the also-amazing Teresa Lee with Rosie Kaller, post coordination Nick Rood, extra FX help @codyjohnston, special thanks to an entire cast of Australians (and a crew of various nationalities) who braved an intense series of shoots.

We started working on this several mass shootings ago, and I hoped it’d be behind the times when we released it.

[whatshouldwecallme]

Finding out Kim and Kanye named their new son “Saint”

[imnotshaniqua]

one day my bank account will agree with my lifestyle.

[lovepeaceandutaia-deactivated20]

I pray this for myself and everyone reading this.

[mickeyandcompany]

It was all started by a mouse 87 years ago today. (November 18, 1928)

[beeishappy]

Thanks, Doc

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

[sheisraging]

Cindy: Hey… can I be a Jew?

Rabbi: No.

Cindy: Can I be a Jew?

Rabbi: No.

Cindy: Can I be a Jew?

Rabbi: You really want this? Sincerely? Not ‘cause this one’s trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 or for broccoli with your dinner? What is this for you?

Cindy: Honestly, I think I found my people. I was raised in a church where I was told to believe and pray. And if I was bad, I’d go to hell. And if I was good, I’d go to heaven. And if I’d ask Jesus, he’d forgive me and that was that. And here y’all are sayin’ ain’t no hell. Ain’t sure about heaven. And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. And as far as God’s concerned, it’s your job to keep asking questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. It’s like a verb. It’s like … you do God. And that’s a lot of work, but I think I’m in, as least as far as I can see it. I mean, maybe I’ll learn more and say fuck the whole thing, I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. You know… Does that make sense? Shit, did I just talk myself out of it?

Rabbi: Ask me again.

Cindy: Can I be a Jew?

Rabbi: Yes.

[somethingratchet]

I cried so hard during this scene.

[spacevinci-blog]

First of all, this is beautiful.

Second of all, as a contextual note, the rabbi said no for a reason. In Jewish conversion, one of the steps is that you must be discouraged at least three times. This comes from the story of Ruth, where Naomi told her not to follow her back to the Jewish tribe three times before giving in.

Third of all, this is beautiful.