half-assed but determined @gingerwerk - Tumblr Blog

I fully believe that Shane and Ilya cannot agree on an anniversary. Shane says it was the All Stars weekend because that's when he thought they were both 100% serious about the relationship because that's when he was, Ilya says it was the cottage when they said "I love you'' because he didn't believe in it until that moment. They find this out the first year with Shane's anniversary date when Shane plans an elaborate secret date the last night of All Stars and gets Ilya gifts, and Ilya has no idea what its for. They agree to disagree on the date, "We will just celebrate twice a year, I guess." It happens again with their wedding anniversary, Shane says its when they legally got married, Ilya says it was when the twins married them because he doesnt care about about being officially married in the eyes of Canadian law he cares about the first time they said "I do". They find this out when a reporter asks them about their wedding and when they had it and they both gave different answers. Once again they agree to just celebrate twice a year. They say it is because the date doesn't really matter and both of them are right in some way, but in reality it is so they can compete on who plans the more romantic, thoughtful, and elaborate anniversary date. And so that they don't fight about who's planning the date this year or making conflicting plans by accident.

#very tru you know these bitches always wanna make it an argument #heated rivalry

russianblush

#ilya baby get behind me

russianblush

HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD

(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)

#my ass Lives in the David Ilya tag on ao3 fr #heated rivalry

babushkaat

cunked

touch water (touch grass for people who like swimming)

#is me :)

love when my brain does that thing where i actually Can write but then it short circuits when im 90% through a scene and then its like pulling fucking teeth trying to write like. 500 more words

#i promise im working on this fuckass fic im just. not doing great writers block wise

was dying 2 shirts and accidentally splashed some dye on the shirt i was wearing so had to rip that bad boy off and throw it into the pot as well

#whomp whomp #would rather that tank top just be black/dark grey than spotchy stained #thats why you always dye while wearing clothes you wouldn't mind getting stained kids

astronomical-light

raylan in the background of this still is taking me the fuck OUT. like that's it that's their vibe

#they take turns stressing each other tf out #justified

medrawawi

😙!!

#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure over chubby hollanov baby #heated rivalry

petricorah

“nothing much dog, what’s up with you?”

-with new group members comes more opportunities-

+bonus

petricorah

[ID: A comic featuring Sokka, Katara, and Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender.

“Hm…It looks like updog in here,” Sokka says, with his hands on his hips. In the background, an exasperated Katara rolls her eyes with crossed arms. A caption pointing to her says she has heard this a thousand times.

“What’s Updog?” A confused Zuko asks.

Sokka turns around, extremely excited and grinning.

The bonus panel includes a happy chibi Zuko, smiling and blushing. “I’m good, thanks for asking,” he says.

Sokka bends over, dejected that the joke went over Zuko’s head. /End ID.]

#incredible work op #avatar

medrawawi

we have dada at home

#does this artist realize so many mentally ill bitches rely on their hollanov mpreg drawings to keep them going every day #do they feel the weight of the world on their shoulders #heated rivalry

pangur-and-grim

a recreation of how I slept last night (very refreshing!)

pangur-and-grim

that’s not a me problem

gunslingergivens

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT as Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens in Justified (1X08 - Blowback)

#justified

json-derulo

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

json-derulo

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

json-derulo

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

#I don’t know #at this point it’s clearly not my business #all I know is she’s low on iron

One day maybe I’ll get back to writing

#but not right now of course #although it is gorgeous outside so maybe I’ll go sit outside and attempt to write something