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Well duh, I don’t have awesome grandma immunity. I’d never even try. Plus after living with my brothers, I’ve been scarred enough by food pranks, not looking to start that again. Jeez. That’s crappy. I never get why people put so much energy into being that kind of asshole. The physical usually chills out once you swing on ‘em, least in my experience. Not too many people were gonna start shit with the girl who hit a kid with a lunch tray. The cyberbullies, that’s always annoying.
Either you know way more about wine than you’re letting on, or I’m really clueless about it outside of the blessed stuff at church but this is sounding interesting. I could be down for a classy wine night. Spit bucket optional.
Good, because you don’t wanna try anything with me, I learned a few things from my great-grandma. What pranks did your brothers pull on you that were so bad? It’s a power-trip for them, and a way to hide away their insecurities, I guess; show everyone not to mess with them, by being horrible to other people - the “lower” people. And it’s easy to be horrible to someone who’s got dyslexia and is technically homeless. Dealing with bullies was the least of my problems in high school.
Hanging out with Ruth from administration will do that to you. Not because she’s letting an underage kid drink! Don’t worry about that, she’s strictly professional. But, I’ve been helping her out as a way to pay back for all of the pranks that I’ve been pulling on the dean, and there have been times where I overheard her conversations with her colleagues, and honestly, she makes wine-tasting events sound so fun!
