ginsengtea

apparently i am unc. i may be unc but i am free

[ginsengtea1]

Hold me closer tony danza

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[katco-cereal]

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

[katco-cereal]

special delivery for @soffies!!!

[razeeswillowtree]

This is horrific, thank you!!!

[centers-for-disease-control]

Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

[centers-for-disease-control]

Love the enthusiasm, but my posts very rarely break 100, and I don’t think this is going to be the exception.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

on the other hand, the CDC making something go viral would unfortunately be a very topical happening for 2025

[silverfox66]

I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

They have to keep it on easy going Beethoven like Ode to Joy here to ensure a more docile response. They cant play In the Hall of the Mountain King cause they were already burning down venues when Grieg dropped that one back in 1875, today there would be a radioactive crater.

[animentality]

[xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[ginsengtea1]

You cant even search for it. You HAVE to use the link.

[beemovieerotica]

[clairelutra]

the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.

BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.

but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.

so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..

and then you drink more water or you die.

[i-am-a-fish]

this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵

[sleepy-bebby]

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now

[everythingfox]

He is sealed in there for all of mankind’s safety

[woodelf68]

AU where MCU!Loki didn't put Odin in an elder care home on Earth after TDW, he transformed him into a fluffy white cat.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[smeedge]

whys he buying groceries at sprouts

[smeedge]

every so often this post gets revived when a popular blog reblogs it so I just want to say it would bring me so much joy to see mohg in a little farmers market straw hat holding a little straw basket with his baguette

[cute-catts]

[ginsengtea1]

HOLD THEM ... NOW!!!!

[marschive]

Begging you to please post the reigen edit you have of him to nails, hair, hips, heels it’s been one of my favorite edits and it doesn’t load properly on Twitter anymore so I can’t show people 😭

ask and u shall receive