wtf the fuck

Alexander William — dog devotee; whiskey connoisseur; writer of really shitty blog descriptions. jvrassicparkour

[ginuwinefanblog]

i might be alive but i’m not quite sure yet

[champagnepadre]

*horoscope pops up on my dash* i love this shit so muc… let me read what it says bout me *horoscope is negative* …..this is so ugly and wrong who takes the time to make up lies about me and the moon? disgusting

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[superpimplatin69]

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

[thetenderpassion]

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[ginuwinefanblog]

1-800-BAD-VAPE

[ginuwinefanblog]

i’m wrapped up in about five blankets and i’m still freezing i hate this

[sleep-broken]

[ifitaintbaroque]

do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”

[snowdone]

the face of a man who called himself “syrup daddy” ten minutes ago and hasn’t stopped drinking since….. ring ring shame is calling

[knowanoah]

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

[biowarefangirl]

when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

[theraphos]

there’s a main quest?

[negativeonetwelfth]

sometimes the main quest can unlock certain equipment or abilities that make harvesting plants more efficient

[the-memedaddy]

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

uh

baltimore are you okay

[volcel-official]

RECREATIONAL

MURDER

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

well la-de-da look at me, listening to idiot music again, with these fucking……ears, of mine. constantly all day

[ginuwinefanblog]

wow......i wonder who could’ve sent these other three messages...........it’s a Mystery.......

[snowdone]

i’m hannah and when i was a little girl i wished on a shooting star that one day i’d marry a cool and funny man but it turned out to be opposite day so i’ve been mrs hannah gaskarth for three and a half years now :/ let me draw on your skin in exchange for coines and i’ll buy you a couple of flowers and a gram of the good stuff

gh: snowdoff