not all those who wander are lost.

| Tony | 17 | he/him | I'm an aspiring writer, I love cosplay, J.R.R. Tolkien, and I'm a giant history nerd. If you can't take a relentless onslaught of shitty puns, you've come to the wrong place.

[vasselheims-archive]

new cryptid

it’s me 

i come into your window at night and i say “feel how cold my hands are” and put my cold hands on the back of your neck 

[haxa-ns-deactivated20210415]

BUT MY NECK

[vasselheims-archive]

you should’ve thought of that before you went and had a neck

[phalaenopfish]

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

[candyredterezii]

Pennywiseau

[scienceandfandoms]

I’m so sorry but…

[rabbitgoblin]

fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry

[rabbitgoblin]

bread takes like max 4 ingredients counting water and sure it takes a couple hours but 80% of that is just waiting around while it does the thing and you can do other things while it’s rising/baking plus im not gonna say baking cured my depression bc it didn’t but man is it hard to feel down when you’re eating slices of fresh bread you just made yourself. feels like everything’s gonna be a little more ok than you thought. it’s good.

[pluckedanarchist]

bread is amazing and it’s also been sold to us as something really hard to make? Every time I tell someone I made a loaf of bread I get reactions like “you made it yourself???” and “do you have a bread machine then?” I haven’t touched a bread machine in probably 10 years. You CAN make your own bread, folks, and it’s actually pretty cheap to do so. I believe the most expensive thing I needed for it was the jar of yeast. It was about $6 at the grocery store and lasted me MONTHS (just keep it in the fridge.) The packets are even cheaper. destroy capitalism. bake your own bread.

[boonbucks-city-beach]

You can also make your own yeast by making a sourdough starter, so that cuts cost even more.

But you have to feed the starter daily/weekly and that means it grows quickly, but there are tons of recipes online for what to do with your excess starter. Cookies, pretzels, crackers, pancakes, waffles, you name it!!

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

Here’s a link to The Home Baking Association’s site. It has recipes and tips.

[gayspiderman-archive-deactivate]

homecoming gag reel + tom’s depressing peter parker improv 

[gioseppi]

If anyone has friends in coal mining communities, spread this around. Trump does not care about coal miners as he claims, and the best way to ensure they are able to keep a job and income is to get him and his CEO-loving, lying ass out of the white house

[lifefibersync]

Open your eyes...

[juku]

super smash bros print i drew for AX 2016! 

me and yotty’s booth is K42!

[trainereffy-deactivated20160815]

o shit waddup, here it go. anyways, i wanted to give this away instead of selling it because i’m going to buy a new 3ds anyways so yeah. let’s get into it!

win: a 3ds xl hyrule gold edition (used, with scratch in corner) w/ stylus and charger.

rules:

don’t have to be following me, but if you want i think this blog will be zelda-centric with some other things idk.

reblogs and likes are both cool but no giveaway blogs.

i will only ship within the usa and if you’re 18+ or have parental consent.

the winner will be announced on july 21st, 2016. 12 pm @ est + be sure to keep your ask box open.

[brucebocchi]

[blinkpen]

i know GIR was the face Lol Random type humor for the longest time but tbh you could always sorta guess what types of things he would say. Ed’s dialogue from EEnE was far more amusingly authentic in how nonsensical it was like the line “Shhh. My yeast is rising” straight up mystifies me to this day.

[gifsboom]

Weed Whacker vs Scythe. [video]

[theneetboss-deactivated20150824]

grasscon

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

What a farce. Not only is the contest weighted towards the scythe because Weed Whackers are meant for edging and trimming of WEEDS in hard to reach places, not thick grass, but the scythe cut that patch super uneven and it looks like absolute shit. The WeedWhacker took slightly longer but did a much neater, better job with less effort. 

Really thought he comparison is absurd, Nobody would ever use a WeedWhacker to replace a scythe, they do completely different things, just like you’d never use a scythe to cut down weeds growing out of a sidewalk. If it’s for trimming a lawn it should be against a lawnmower, which would fucking destroy it, and if it’s for harvesting hay it should be against a combine harvester, which would destroy it exponentially more.

This is nothing more than lies and propaganda from butthurt scythelovers and I for one will not stand for it.

[thechekhov]

unrest in the grass fandom

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

The strange architecture of Freddy Mamani (Bolivia). Sources: 1 - 2 - 3

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many awkward things people have said to me I’ve completely forgotten about but still makes someone cringe randomly when they are trying to sleep.

[croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy]

yeah sure wish we had a key

[gioseppi]

I prefer Sanders' foresight to his opponents' hindsight

[mx-metronome]

rich important cats hired samurai