Kill Me Please

[giovannigeode]

I drink monster energy with the hopes that i will have a heart attack and not have to pay taxes

[giovannigeode]

Mfw my person messages me

[giovannigeode]

Writing prompt:

Sentient pizza wants to be returned to his pizzaria

[valtsv]

i don't know how to explain it but electrical pylons and radio towers feel alive to me. like that's a living creature.

[valtsv]

this feels like witnessing a dead body to me i can't explain it

[giovannigeode]

Just. Turn around lol

[giovannigeode]

Dig a tunnel with your fingies. Do it.

[giovannigeode]

Heres a little song i wrote, you might want to sing it note for note, don’t worry, bees napping.

*cute buzzing*

[giovannigeode]

Crickets look weird. Ngl

[giovannigeode]

You ever just wonder what it would be like if you were a centipede? Me neither.

[giovannigeode]

Birds don’t exist.