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Sixteen year old television addict and fangirl extraordinaire. Dexter | Modern Family | Community | Criminal Minds | Castle | Lie to Me

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#harry and the philosophers stone and that time the twins threw snowballs at voldemorts then existing nose. harry potter and that room and that time we discovered that voldemort was a total hottie. harry potter and the awesome haircut and that time we we wondered how the fuck wizards even read that shit the text is like every direction jfc. harry potter and the ‘harry? DID YA PUT YO NAME IN THA GOBLET OF FIYAH?’ and yeah that was it. harry potter and the weasleys or that time we found out remus and sirius were fucking. harry potter and that time he had a new potions teacher or ‘not to mention…the pincers’. harry potter and the depressing days of camping and ‘the tiny ball of light’. harry potter and the ‘NYAAAAAAAAAAH’ also snape was good bla bla bla NYAAAAAH

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Favourite Fictional Characters Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

• Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure. • You’re just as sane as I am. • There are plenty of eyewitness accounts, just because you’re so narrow-minded you need to have everything shoved under your nose. • Oh, come on. You heard them, just behind the veil, didn’t you? They were just lurking out of sight, that’s all. You heard them. • My mum always said, things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. •

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Favourite Fictional Characters  Dr. Gillian Foster (Lie To Me*)

• I could dive into that cake fully clothed. • Talk amongst myself? I got bored. • One liar down, six and a half billions to go. • You think I’m naive just because I don’t share your twisted view of the world. • I say he is a narcissist, and you make this about you? • All you do is antagonize them. What this requires is a woman’s touch, get lost. • I love weddings. Such a beautiful celebration of love and hope. Plus, there’s cake. •

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Batman!Abed > asked by miss-elizabeth

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TV Trope: I Shall Taunt You

Britta: [putting on a girly-girl voice] Hey, I like need you to save the pelicans. They’re all feathery and pelican-y. I wuv them. [A guy donates some money to her - Britta gloats to Annie] Wow, it really is easy to raise money when you sell out your gender. Annie: [annoyed] I’m sure it’s even easier when you’re not standing next to this. [She starts shouting] Hey jerk! You’re stupid! Give me money, I know more than you! Britta: I don’t know anything. I need boys. Saving the planet makes my back hurt. Annie: I obviously don’t need guys for anything, that’s why I wear stripper boots during the day and eat only celery and mustard for lunch. Britta: I never stop smiling. Annie: I never start. Britta: My sweaters keep shrinking. Annie: I get up an hour early to ever-so-slightly curl my hair. Shirley: [muttering] Yeah, you’re both so different… skinny bitches.

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Prisoners

All of the prisoners serving life sentences Wait for the earth to suddenly shake For the walls to somehow suddenly come crumbling, tumbling And for the bars to somehow magically break Aw, there's nothing wrong with them That a thousand bucks can't fix That a thousand arms can't hold down In the ground they're tattooing the stones with Cusses like cavemen, your momma was here But they want to run through the air With no barriers or obstacles Gunmen or guard dogs or priests And to rise from the mud and start over and over With the people all dead If Hans Christian Andersen could've had his way with me Then none of this shit would have ever gone down In my cell I'm tattooing myself with Mermaids and swallows and though I do swallow My mama thinks I'm grown but I'm really just little And someday I will remember Someday I will remember Someday I will remember

Regina Spektor