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t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

amazoogle

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

amazoogle

definitionally yes

I want a full episode for the REAL (first) Hollanov wedding and 30 seconds during the credits for The Chairless Farce.

#heated rivalry #we are playing the moana soundtrack for Miss Baby right now #so obviously hollanov wedding thoughts

vee-dmsr

chubby-cry-baby

big fan of shane complimenting ilya in the long game

#heated rivalry

dogsdayilya

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

andhumanslovedstories

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

#kick

sophsun1

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

I raise you

Ante up

hey

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

fuxray

penandinkprincess

"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!

we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!

allthingswhumpyandangsty

jingle-knight

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.