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veghoe on instagram !

lmm-43

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

noofvcks

Tems

ladylingua

I was looking at the news and feeling stressed, said “Fuck it, I’m gonna do yoga and try to relax,”. Ten minutes in I am interrupted by the sound of literally every neighbor leaning out their window screaming and banging pots and pans.

And that’s how I learned Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the presidency 🥳🥳🥳

ladylingua

My favorite was this guy above me who kept screaming the actual news “PENN CALLED. BIDEN WON. BIDEN 2020,” I felt shocked back into 1902, hearing big news from the shouting newsboy on the corner. It was beautiful.

laeffy

the fact that liberals are on social media resharing pics of joe and jill biden’s dogs like “omg we did it!!! we’re gonna have doggos in the white house again, everything is going back to normal! 😍🤧” like I really don’t know what to say other than please shut the fuck up

dicapito2-deactivated20230424

White folks caring about dogs is right on schedule.

catsbeaversandducks

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

spartalabouche

moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death and you cant even explain yourself

spartalabouche

people keep asking the same questions so here are some answers in hopes that people actually look in the notes:

this is the cat who committed the crime

the post was that one ‘people who are stand users’ post thats like a mile long. it genuinely was hundreds of that one post and if i hadnt hit post limit it probably would have been more.

how it happened was that tumblr has hotkeys for interacting with posts on your dashboard. she somehow sat on my keyboard and hit the specific key(s) to reblog posts and just sat there for so long that i hit post limit

she was shamed for her crimes but she does not regret it and would do it again