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contemptible-scoundrel

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

coelii

minotauri

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

topherchris

powerburial

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

thottielamottie

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

I've been very antisocial for the past couple of months but I made a point to say yes and hang out with people over the past week or so. and unfortunately. I must report that I do feel more like a person

#I still need alone time tho. I've structured most of the next week around alone time while the bf's parents are gone #and it's gonna rule so hard

I need to buy shampoo AND detangler AND setting spray so this is my announcement that I will be filing for bankruptcy shortly

#i make this joke a lot but it's bc I think it's funny every time

ghoulish00

pangur-and-grim

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

It's amazing how good you feel after 3 beers 2 joints and 1 cigar. Has anyone tried this

#call that the 3-2-1 method