girls with guns of tinder

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

When you say, "do it well" does that not include taking shitty, out of focus pictures for your online dating profile? I'm asking for a friend...

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

Quotes are lame, but with this kind of lead out photo you better fucking have a Tombstone, or Bonnie and Clyde or, shit, at least a Goodfellas quote. Not about to swipe right on someone so oblivious to this because REFERENCES ARE EVERYTHING.

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

If there was a Venn diagram of girls with guns, and girls who have “live laugh love” in their profile, I guess the middle part would just say, “totally racist.”

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

I do not feel very good about the proximity in which this person lives to me. But she does look pretty good for her age...

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

Be very, very quiet... I'm hunting boyfriends.

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

I guess people do find love in the trenches.

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

YOU'RE GOD DAMNED RIGHT IT ISN'T. Also, WHERE IS MY OUIJA BOARD?!

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

OK now just line up the sights, and imagine what you would hit if you remembered to load the damn thing.

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

That dress is perfect for hunting Kraken.

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

Fish Guts and Gunpowder: The new fragrance by Calvin Klein.

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

I'm guessing that "peace" emoji really means "peacekeeping" since THE FUCKING GUN EMOJI IS THE FIRST THING ON THERE

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

Ahhh I play this game, too, where you listen to Nickleback and try not to kill yourself.

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

I was there. That fucking Chardonnay had it coming.

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

GOTHS WITH GUNS. HIDE YOUR NEW ORDER RECORDS!!

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

KÏNG OF WHAT?! POP?! ROCK?! THE KING IN YELLOW?! TELL MEEEEE

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

Oh, you thought Meehyun was fucking around? THINK AGAIN

[girlswithgunsoftinder]

This IS the tinder date you're looking for...