Enjoy.

Sadness is neither beautiful nor poetic. People are not like Autumn leaves- they are not beautiful when they fall.

[ejaculot-deactivated20140601]

when ya see your crush at the public pool

[queeraang]

the funniest thing to me about the whole “no one talks to each other because of smartphones/technology/etc” argument is that ppl totally still talk to each other?

i can hang out with friends for hours without checking my phone, or i’m using my phone to show the homies pictures and videos and articles that i think they’d like.

like hate to break it to you, but if someone’s on their phone instead of talking to you it’s cause they don’t wanna talk to you. probably cause you’re fucking terrible & likely use the word “millennialls” derisively and there’s someone 2 timezones away they’d rather chat with

[calebbabcock]

Goodnight 2014 || Goodmorning 2015

[girlwithabllogg]

me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*

me now: *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father

[animatedtext]

[vampiregerards]

”when i was your age i-”

yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand

[sleepyselkie]

[2000ish]

[gold]

when bae walks through the door:

[sizvideos]

[puddingparfait]

[cairgnorm]

@dolphinpoetry

[weloveshortvideos]

Clear the way

[labias]

Coming back from the club like 

[madhumour]

(18+)

[all-dog-breeds]

Izzy helping me shop

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... in court

So this morning I was in court disputing a traffic ticket when I called the judge “your majesty”…

[mymodernmet]

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars