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Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

overlord-surgeus

Person: I know it’s hard because he’s your dad-

Me: It’s not

Person: But you love him deep down-

Me: I don’t

kbbey

#’earths mightiest heroes’ #aka two of the cutest avengers in the ENTIRE universe (x)

levourdalak

I still laugh when I think about the fact that the Ministry of Magic employs people to come up with explanations for magic-related incidents for Muggles.

levourdalak

I need a mockumentary in the style of Parks & Rec about the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee sitting around a table brainstorming excuses as a floating quill and roll of parchment record everything. The Muggleborns on the committee constantly look into the camera like they’re on The Office.

tachypodion

I don’t think you understand how much I want to be magical just so I could work for this office

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“Oh yes, ma’am, you were hallucinating. Giants don’t exist.”

tachypodion

“No, no, you simply saw a man riding a horse, don’t be preposterous. A man can’t be a horse.”

captain-acab

“Come now, be reasonable. Everybody knows a Ford Anglia can’t… can’t fly…… Excuse me, I need to call a colleague of mine to ask him about, ah, something entirely unrelated.”

fieldbears

Addition: imagine being the cousin of a muggle-born wizard or witch who works for this office. You work at HuffPo or CNN and every so often you get a text saying “just say it was northern lights”

and your stress migraine kicks in, because whatever just happened, it’s definitely not going to pass for northern lights

jackironsides

I WANT THIS AS A FIVE-SERIES NETFLIX SERIES

corgigalmel

omg I need this in my life! Someone write this???

krakenartificer

WHY IS THIS NOT A THING YET?

tuesdaey

someone brought me a gift this morning

swan2swan

Things I Want From Frozen 2: Elsa gets a girlfriend

Things I’ll Probably Get From Frozen 2: Olaf gets a girlfriend who is clearly his girlfriend because she has two snowballs on her chest

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Good Frozen 2 Alternate Ending: Olaf gets a hunk boyfriend and guess where those two snowballs are

girlzrule01

😂

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Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.