PacoteDeSonhos

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wilwheaton]

I see you, and in you, I see myself.

I’m so sorry. You are enough.

[guerrillatech]

[mac-daddy-cheese]

Friendly reminder that the term “individual carbon footprint” was created by BP

[jeffdonofriocaneatmyshit]

[geekremix]

It’s almost fall and I’m ready for the traditional pumpkin thigh smash.

[yeehonkdoodles-deactivated20210]

I want her to do that to my fuckin head

[tooiconic]

god damn

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

I like the chorus of triumphant crows when she rips it open

[aka-maggie]

HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN

[bees-bees-fear]

She’s so beefy and then her voice is so gentle

[slaygentford]

this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering

[nineherbscharm]

[devildaisies]

a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit

[devildaisies]

a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve 

[devildaisies]

a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there

[devildaisies]

BE NICE TO ME

[oluransom-deactivated20201026]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[witnessings]

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

[sugarpkts]

oh let’s see...my most private and fucked up sexual interests....yeah that seems like a good thing to include in my tumblr bio

[kat-ryn]

Baby I am

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

[finalposs]

@mmmskulljuice

[mmmskulljuice]

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

[mrbeefgnaw]

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

[coelasquid]

“Same crab!” “Same crab!”

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[killowave]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rattusrattus3]

Why feel guilty for napping!!!!! Like if ur body is tired let it lie down and rest!!!! This is officially a pro-nap blog.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[jin-gularity]

Chaotic Evil