Ta Da

H-hewwo?

[charlesoberonn]

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

[professionalanagram]

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

[speakthewordonly]

in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[tutt3rs]

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

[tutt3rs]

like this

[inbabylontheywept]

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww

[pocket-dictionary]

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Every night i scroll for hours, waiting for the post that sends me into hysterics so i may fall asleep. thank you, goodnight

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[twistcmyk]

A Mutual Understanding Between Nerds

[fiendfluid]

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

[seven-winged-liar]

AUGUST IS OVER??????

[seven-winged-liar]

my bad gang there's one more

[estrapaded]

[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

[elspeth-tirel]

[arson-mushroom]

my friend of several years was begging to be added to our mtg group chat despite never having played it, I agreed to add him and all he did was send us this meme and leave

[zealockthegreat]

[timetravelingsherlockian]

We should go back to rating everything like Bill and Ted. Those guys were onto something.

[msslsworld]

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

[fituring]

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

[strawberry-crocodile]

gnome ann has lived in my head for almost a decade now and i think everyone needs to see her

[were--ralph]

Corgi and greyhound mixes are so FUNNY

[were--ralph]

[thoughtlessagitator-deactivated]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[dankxsinatra]

[brightwanderer]

Some additional details from the listing

“offers a unique opportunity for a contractor or handy man”

“majority of building materials are on site to complete a remodel”

“Architectural style: See Remarks”

There are no Remarks. I want to See the Remarks. SHOW ME THE REMARKS, ZILLOW.

“Sold as is, where is”

Did. Did it roll there? What James-And-The-Giant-Peach Ass backstory does this place have??

[jaubaius]

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[reelaroundthedavekan]

[frontmansdefender]

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