i don´t know either

oh hi there.

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

[h4h4n0tfunny]

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[stonerparty]

[legalizeact]

[icarusfanclub]

‪i am devastatingly self aware and it SUCKS bc somedays i sit there and i watch me ruin myself and i know exactly WHY i’m doing it but i don’t know how to stop bc nothing is as consistent as my own pain ‬

[king-lulu-deer]

[labella-instagram]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[labella-instagram]

[stonerparty]

[criiller]

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

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[xslowly]

[21novembers]