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[Dos] follow basic [logic]
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Cool, cool. Now for my [Significant Tags]
#dusklight ramblings is for mod talks.
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Hello [Pisanos!]
I come with [DEAL DEAL DEAL DEALS]
1 [fresh and ready] [All toasters toast toast] shield
All for the [money money money, must be funny honey] of 5.99.
@givemethemoneyyesnowplease
I...ain't trustin' that...besides, if I needed a toaster shield, I'd go 'n find Spellcaster.
Ah [fiddlesticks]
Well
I tried
Bored so dropping more anon lore
Due to being pure magic in origin, permanent anons can tap into this magic, however find it more difficult to preform new spells [such as limits appearing on posts]
Certain anons, depending on their alignment and treatment of people will appear as devils or angels [Comes to mind when I think about Scan-mod.]
Limitations appear with normal anons due to a lack of understanding of their magical capabilities. Or they're just nice enough to not fuck around with it.
Anons may form with defining features, such as hair, eyes, different glasses, clothes, or a mouth. The last occurs the most often.
Uhh fun facts
In order of age, the trio goes like this o -> y
Kayla, $anon, Pienon.
$anon, if he had a mouth, would have yellow and missing teeth.
Pienon actually hates the taste of pumpkin pie [because I dont like it either]
Kayla really likes frogs and has two as pets
BOBETTE NO
BOBETTE [YES]
Today you're all getting a gift!
My interpretations of anons as physical beings.
So firstly, theyre beings of pure chaos and magic. "Gimmic anons" are more permanent than other anons.
If an anon gives themselves a name, they become more permanent than usual. If they keep up appearances and grow as a character, they gain more features.
This is why Kayla [Grillnon] has hair, visible eyes and a mouth, and is more or less a gray human with magic, and why $anon is still without eyes, mouth, and hair.
If an anon were to send less asks at a point, they'd lose those features.
More fun things!
Kayla and $anon are blood related!
$'s glasses are prescription
Addictions run in the family.
I [the mod] qualify as their parent!
$ was made with a nose.
$ lives in a garbage dump, inside one of the piles. He scares the garbage staff to the point where they dont touch his pile.
Adding this to my list of headcanons for anons
why thank you!
Today you're all getting a gift!
My interpretations of anons as physical beings.
So firstly, theyre beings of pure chaos and magic. "Gimmic anons" are more permanent than other anons.
If an anon gives themselves a name, they become more permanent than usual. If they keep up appearances and grow as a character, they gain more features.
This is why Kayla [Grillnon] has hair, visible eyes and a mouth, and is more or less a gray human with magic, and why $anon is still without eyes, mouth, and hair.
If an anon were to send less asks at a point, they'd lose those features.
More fun things!
Kayla and $anon are blood related!
$'s glasses are prescription
Addictions run in the family.
I [the mod] qualify as their parent!
$ was made with a nose.
$ lives in a garbage dump, inside one of the piles. He scares the garbage staff to the point where they dont touch his pile.
[Knock knock. Who's there?]
Mmg- who in tarnation is out there at this hour..?
[Kayla drags herself out of bed and to the door, moving hair out of the way as she opens it]
HEEEYYY [dear sibling], how a-ar3e y0u [this fine china]?!
[...who else but $anon.]
...Spam..? The heck are you doing here... its nearly 11 too...
Siply [checkout] 0n my [dear diary] s1ztr!
....thanks spam. I'm fine. ...get something to eat from the fridge, you short gremlin.
[I came here for free food, not to listen-] yip3e! Th4nk- tank- thnk- thank y0uu s1z!
[Alone in the kitchen as Kayla heads back to sleep.]
... I hope you've been taking care of yourself.
[The usually rigid and puppetlike motion is smooth as his stare softens behind the glasses. He heads to the fridge and gets a sandwich, putting it generally near where his mouth should be before it vanishes in bites.]
...Tastes odd. ...should be fine.
[He shrugs before leaving a note on the table and leaving the house back to his dump.]
You valued customer
D-do y0u want [Clean and refreshing] bver4ges?!
WellLlLll d0 I hav3 the [Product] f0r yoUuu!
I have [THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS] [gay]m3r suPppsss.
Only [free samples] or [15 kg per serving]!!!!
- @gimmemoneyyesnowplease
(I think thats the right @)
Oh, sure, I'll try some..! I always do like having more energy drinks after all! Gimme one of those free samples - um, please..
*A single packet of TheRussianBadgers gamer supps powder is now in front of teardrop*
Only the [best and brightest]
Uh.. not sure I like the branding but uh.. I'll try it..
...
Um.. it's alright!
W0uld you lik tooo [Help feed small artists] b-by [buy now buy now buy now]
Okay, sure, I guess I will.. it's good to help smaller businesses and all..
*$anon proceeds to hand her a rediculously large box full of gamer supps from as many creators as they could get*
[100$]
Y0u're lucky I'm n-n0ot [Scalping is a shitty move]
Gosh, that sure is.. a lot..
@lord-of-lies-entertainer-to-all can you grab my wallet for me..?
`` ...Tearie. No. I can get you gamer sups for free.``
Oh! Okay then! Sorry for asking, then..
... [Bitch]
You valued customer
D-do y0u want [Clean and refreshing] bver4ges?!
WellLlLll d0 I hav3 the [Product] f0r yoUuu!
I have [THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS] [gay]m3r suPppsss.
Only [free samples] or [15 kg per serving]!!!!
- @gimmemoneyyesnowplease
(I think thats the right @)
Oh, sure, I'll try some..! I always do like having more energy drinks after all! Gimme one of those free samples - um, please..
*A single packet of TheRussianBadgers gamer supps powder is now in front of teardrop*
Only the [best and brightest]
Uh.. not sure I like the branding but uh.. I'll try it..
...
Um.. it's alright!
W0uld you lik tooo [Help feed small artists] b-by [buy now buy now buy now]
Okay, sure, I guess I will.. it's good to help smaller businesses and all..
*$anon proceeds to hand her a rediculously large box full of gamer supps from as many creators as they could get*
[100$]
Y0u're lucky I'm n-n0ot [Scalping is a shitty move]
You valued customer
D-do y0u want [Clean and refreshing] bver4ges?!
WellLlLll d0 I hav3 the [Product] f0r yoUuu!
I have [THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS] [gay]m3r suPppsss.
Only [free samples] or [15 kg per serving]!!!!
- @gimmemoneyyesnowplease
(I think thats the right @)
Oh, sure, I'll try some..! I always do like having more energy drinks after all! Gimme one of those free samples - um, please..
*A single packet of TheRussianBadgers gamer supps powder is now in front of teardrop*
Only the [best and brightest]
Uh.. not sure I like the branding but uh.. I'll try it..
...
Um.. it's alright!
W0uld you lik tooo [Help feed small artists] b-by [buy now buy now buy now]
You valued customer
D-do y0u want [Clean and refreshing] bver4ges?!
WellLlLll d0 I hav3 the [Product] f0r yoUuu!
I have [THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS] [gay]m3r suPppsss.
Only [free samples] or [15 kg per serving]!!!!
- @gimmemoneyyesnowplease
(I think thats the right @)
Oh, sure, I'll try some..! I always do like having more energy drinks after all! Gimme one of those free samples - um, please..
*A single packet of TheRussianBadgers gamer supps powder is now in front of teardrop*
Only the [best and brightest]
"You know, Shadow Milk IS very affectionate! Um.. I-I can't help but notice though that he- he kind of- sometimes he refers to me as his cookie, t-though he always tells me its just a slipup..."
A-a-and I thought I was [Therapy councilor up for hire!]
when your friend is bored as fuck and you'd entertain him but your limbs are sore so you work out a compromise
im being so normal about this drawing because i genuinely love it way too much. Hlep
You h4v3 [Silly Strings!] 2?
Uh.. only on occasion?..
[Lucky Winner!], m1ne d0nT [Go away go away, come again another day!]
when your friend is bored as fuck and you'd entertain him but your limbs are sore so you work out a compromise
im being so normal about this drawing because i genuinely love it way too much. Hlep
You h4v3 [Silly Strings!] 2?
did you know? candy apple cookie has a burning hatred for teardrop
JuZt [aim for the head] y0urself, k1d.
...wHy d1d I [Communication via your handy dandy phone] th4t
Please don't say that, she's already tried to get me crumbled at least 4 times by now..
I don't know why I said that
Why did i say that
Uh.. um...
I don't know... maybe you forgot to take your meds or something?
...I th1k i n3Ed to [*Insert bedtime lullaby*]
Yeah, probably a good idea... have a good night!..
did you know? candy apple cookie has a burning hatred for teardrop
JuZt [aim for the head] y0urself, k1d.
...wHy d1d I [Communication via your handy dandy phone] th4t
Please don't say that, she's already tried to get me crumbled at least 4 times by now..
I don't know why I said that
Why did i say that
Uh.. um...
I don't know... maybe you forgot to take your meds or something?
...I th1k i n3Ed to [*Insert bedtime lullaby*]
