Hotel Mario

A Mario from Hotel Mario blog. Inspired by "sm64mario" and "sm-64-luigi." (I am not affiliated or endorsed by Nintendo or Phillips.) Asks are always open!

[hotelmario-mario]

This is it, Luigi...

You know what they say!

Hey Pesky Plumbers! The name's Hotel Mario, but I just go by Mario. I'm part of The Nintendoverse, accordin' to SM64 Luigi, atleast. Aaaand that's pretty much all I have to say!...aside from All Toasters Toast Toast, but c'mon you were expectin' that.

My bro also appears here sometimes, since he ain't got his own blog yet.

If you need instructions, on how to differentiate me from regular ol' Mario, press button one! If you wanna move on to the asks, press button two!

Hotel Mario's Inventory

The Enclosed Instruction Book

Bowser’s Sourpuss Bread

The Light

Machete

1-Up (Gave to Daisy until further notice.)

Shiny Shard of Green Glass

Purple Shell

Shield Sprinkles

A single egg.

Clown Horn

The Horrorbrew Manual

The Book of Executables and Oddities.

Chaos Emerald

C-Key Keyboard

Fancy Platinum Wristband (Origin unknown)

Abyssium Blade

Lancer (also known as the one DELTARUNE reference Hotel Mod-io gets)

Comically Oversized Tennis Racket

Toy Lightbulb

Spiky Piece of LEGO

Faries (x370)

Main Tags

#hotel mario rambles - talkin' to my pals, or just in general.

#hotel mario answers - answering (or survivin') whatever ya send at me!

#hotel mario reblogs - no images & no text, but still the eerie presence of a red pesky plumber.

#Hotel Mario's Favorites - stuff both me 'n the mod love. Usually fan art and other stuff that's similar.

Text Guide

Regular text is Hotel Mario.

Red text is also Hotel Mario.

Green text is Hotel Luigi.

Orange text is the previously Unnamed Mod, now called Hotel Mod-io.

[stuff in small text and square brackets are stuff being added to Hotel Mario's inventory.]

[Regular text in brackets is for describing actions and other stuff!]

Main blog is @ohimherenow.

[hotelmario-mario]

WHY DOES EVERY DAMN DOOR I ENTER ALWAYS SEEM T' LEAD ME BACK TO THIS IMPOSSIBLE-TO-MAP HELL OF A CASTLE!?

I'm going to lose my mind, I swear.

[chrisberi2]

I'm tired of every "event" [i.e. the backrooms one] I'm in being just plain talking whilst walking like where's my filler episodes.

[hotelmario-mario]

I'd give more commentary if it weren't for the fact it's just been hallways, castles and courtyards for the past 12 hours.

I did see a shadowy-Mario lookin' guy earlier if that's anything.

[chrisberi2]

Oh shit you did? Man, I wish I was there to see it...

...

[Chris then builds up spee-]

[Toppy grabs them before anything else happens.]

YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK THERE.

That reminds me, I should still be logging everyone's... well.. logs.

[hotelmario-mario]

Well, he was just kinda standin' there infront of the basement doors of the more normal-looking castle. His limbs were kinda contorted, too. I tried sayin' hello but it didn't respond, and when I tried gettin' closer it disappeared...

Now I'm worrying about if something's watchin' me.

[chrisberi2]

I'm tired of every "event" [i.e. the backrooms one] I'm in being just plain talking whilst walking like where's my filler episodes.

[hotelmario-mario]

I'd give more commentary if it weren't for the fact it's just been hallways, castles and courtyards for the past 12 hours.

I did see a shadowy-Mario lookin' guy earlier if that's anything.

[hotelmario-mario]

Plumbers log, number 011

Haven't done one of these in...what, 3 days? Might as well give an update.

I've gotten...41 stars? I believe? Seems like a lot t' me but I dunno how many there are in these endless halls of madness...

Right- location, location...well, I found a wing cap earlier, somebody must've hit the switch for it, and I flew behind the waterfall outside 'a the Castle. There's a house that vaguely looks like mine 'n Luigi's, and like one other. There's this brick monument thingy as well. It's oddly peaceful.

At least I have a semi-safe space in this stupid Plexus...my bro's doing pretty well too.

[sm64-wario]

I've'a been walking in more or less a straight line for'a TWO HOURS

[hotelmario-mario]

Y'sure ya ain't just in an endlessly looping corridor? I've found one of those earlier, ya might've encountered another.

[hotelmario-mario]

Welp, I'm lost again. Sheesh, mapping this place out is difficult...at least this place is kinda peaceful.

[hotelmario-mario]

I touched a coin and it made a boing sound instead of the regular sound.

Wh- why did it do that.

[hotelmario-mario]

Hm, since I'm not sure just a baked treat would do you any good, I guess I should give you both these cannoli and this permanent marker so you can track where you've been.

-Baking Anon (who was absent for a while due to breaking her arm, whoops)

Hey paisano! Sorry for the late-ish answer. I got stuck in a maze after tryin' to grab a star in the Castle Basement. Could've sworn I saw the Lethal Lava Land painting movin' before tryin' to grab it...

Thanks for the cannoli 'n the marker! It feels good t' have some food from back home after bein' stuck down here for days...plus a marker's useful. I broke like 3 pencils already trying to map this place out.

And I'm sorry t' hear about your broken arm, pal. I hope you're doin' better now!..

[hotelmario-mario]

Give me one good logical reasoning why breaking pasta is bad

Again with the pasta stuff?...

If you're breakin' the pasta noodles to make it fit into the pot, just wait a bit, and the part of it that's boilin' will eventually go...well, noodly. Allowin' more of it to enter the boiling water. Eventually it'll all be in the pot, boilin', and that way ya also dont offend every single Italian in existence by breaking pasta.

There. One explanation outta many. Ya happy now? Good. I'm gonna go back to wanderin' these corridors.

[kurosurintomasu]

or you could use like. a wider pot that can instantly fit all the pasta in unbroken. that works too!

[hotelmario-mario]

This too!

[hotelmario-mario]

Give me one good logical reasoning why breaking pasta is bad

Again with the pasta stuff?...

If you're breakin' the pasta noodles to make it fit into the pot, just wait a bit, and the part of it that's boilin' will eventually go...well, noodly. Allowin' more of it to enter the boiling water. Eventually it'll all be in the pot, boilin', and that way ya also dont offend every single Italian in existence by breaking pasta.

There. One explanation outta many. Ya happy now? Good. I'm gonna go back to wanderin' these corridors.

[sm-64-luigi]

Good morning interwebs I’ve’a Got at least 52 stars at this’a point. No I did not sleep, I was’a… how did Toadette put it? Uhm. “Locked the’a heck in.” Good news. I’ve’a finally found a red star, it was in’a really weird spot I don’t remember.

Somewhat good news. i’a know exactly which one it is since it’a has a bit of it’s bottom right point missing. How do i’a even know it would have that? Just’a know I was running into a lot of horrors last time, alright?

Bad news. Until we’a find more red stars, I’m’a going to have to believe that They’re’a in completely new locations.

also shoutouts to my’a bro! Thank you for’a telling Hotel bro about keeping a map! I was’a freaking out too much to tell him that!

@hotelmario-mario @sm64-wario @sm64-yellow-toad

[sm64-wario]

Bad that it'a was in a spot you'a don't remember, good it's a star you'a do remember. I'a found a green star, is that'a good?

[sm-64-luigi]

Kinda???? Actually wait how did You’a get a green star?!?

[sm64-wario]

I'a found it like I'a would any other star. It was'a kinda hard to reach, but I'a got it.

[sm-64-luigi]

Wario those only show up once 120 stars have’a been collected.

How many stars do you and’a hotel bro have???!?

[hotelmario-mario]

I only have like 34.

[hotelmario-mario]

Some of these areas seem so cool and/or so creepy, and then others just make me think "I wonder if The Princess can decorate her castle like this..."

[hotelmario-mario]

Plumbers log, number 010

After a long as fuck elevator ride, here we are! The Plexus!

I've always wanted t' explore this place. Just don't tell Mr. L that.

...how many doors do ya think are in this place?

[sm64mario]

Heyyyy, you'a made it!

Ignore the Marios that'a not moving. Think they'a broke.

I'a think you'a gonna like this place! Gave me lots to'a do for'a some time, now!

[hotelmario-mario]

Well so far it's definitely been interestin'! I should probably start mapping out where I've gone to though, I've entered 3 different Whomps Fortresses in the span of like 8 minutes...

[sm64mario]

You'a start out with you'a own mapping, and when it'a get too complex for you, you'a let Mario know! Then I'a give you my own!

You'a probably gonna need it. This'a place is crazy! In a fun way.

...Ah. That'a reminds me. Try to get every'a star in each level before you'a move on to the next! Otherwise, you'a gonna have lots of stragglers!

[hotelmario-mario]

Alright! Thanks for the help, pesky plumber!

[hotelmario-mario]

Plumbers log, number 010

After a long as fuck elevator ride, here we are! The Plexus!

I've always wanted t' explore this place. Just don't tell Mr. L that.

...how many doors do ya think are in this place?

[sm64mario]

Heyyyy, you'a made it!

Ignore the Marios that'a not moving. Think they'a broke.

I'a think you'a gonna like this place! Gave me lots to'a do for'a some time, now!

[hotelmario-mario]

Well so far it's definitely been interestin'! I should probably start mapping out where I've gone to though, I've entered 3 different Whomps Fortresses in the span of like 8 minutes...

[hotelmario-mario]

Hey how did Wario know what the X button did anyway?

...I dunno. Maybe that snake thing told 'em? Maybe he went down t' check himself before getting hypnotized again?

[sm64-wario]

Yeah, it'a was the snake. They'a may be creeps but they ain't liars.

What they'a ARE though?

Is dead. WAHAHA!

[hotelmario-mario]

Hey how did Wario know what the X button did anyway?

...I dunno. Maybe that snake thing told 'em? Maybe he went down t' check himself before getting hypnotized again?