Incorrect Given Quotes

Can't say goodbye, I'm still drifting with you're echos

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Uenoyama: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of everyone?

Haruki: You don't need any help from me.

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Haruki: Why do you have a diary?

Akihiko: To keep secrets from my computer.

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Akihiko: Haruki is on a Holiday with his family so I’m gonna cut all the sleeves off my shirts.

Uenoyama: Why?

Akihiko: He’s like 85% of my impulse control.

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Uenoyama: I’m an idiot.

Haruki:

Uenoyama:

Haruki:

Uenoyama:

Haruki: If you are waiting for me to disagree, then it is going to be a long day.

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Haruki: So, if your friend jumps off a cliff, you will too?

Akihiko: Haruki, I AM the friend that jumps off the cliff, you know that.

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Yayoi: You kissed a guy?

Akihiko: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy!

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I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. - Akihiko

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Uenoyama: It’s times like these when I wish I’d listened to what Haruki told me.

Mafuyu: Why, what did he tell you?

Uenoyama: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.

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Mafuyu: Uenoyama-kun wake up

Uenoyama, annoyed: What is it?

Mafuyu: when butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Uenoyama:

Mafuyu:

Uenoyama: Mafuyu what the fuck.

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Uenoyama: You need a hobby.

Haruki: I have a hobby.

Uenoyama: Pining after Akihiko isn’t a hobby.

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Mafuyu: Can you stop being so extra?

Yuki: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Hiigari: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?

Mafuyu: It saves time.

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Haruki: And Uenoyama dragged you two into this nonsense??

Akihiko: Literally.

Mafuyu: I volunteered.

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Akihiko: I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

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Uenoyama: Haruki won’t come out of the bathroom

Akihiko: Just tell him I said something.

Uenoyama: Like what?

Akihiko: Anything factually incorrect.

[A few moments later]

Haruki: Did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-

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Haruki: I don’t have a crush on Akihiko!

Uenoyama:...

Haruki: He’s just someone I stare at and when he’s not here it ruins my day.

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Uenoyama: I wasn’t sure what kind of chocolates you liked so I got them all.

Mafuyu: Uenoyama- There are like 300 boxes here....

Uenoyama: I panicked okay!