Gjordis

They/them | 23yo | Ace (?) | 🇫🇮 I draw stuff sometimes to stay sane

[gjordis]

Greetings traveller!

You’ve stumbled over to my little blog which revolves around whatever I find cool at any given moment. Hope you enjoy your stay!

Here’s a quick guide on navigating ’round here

My own art can be found right here Enough crude language to make up for the lack of NSFW I try my best to not be a jackass, but I obviously don't know everything and sometimes I make mistakes. Please do slap me in the face if I'm being offensive and I'll fix my act

[gjordis]

Good god my coworker is good at testing (and pushing) the limits of my social anxiety. Got hit with quite the identity audit during lunch today, so out of the blue that even after half a day, a five kilometer walk, and a good shower I still feel flustered about it.

Not like anything that was asked was something I didn’t care to answer, and they did point out that I can just… not answer if I don’t want to, but man I’m usually beyond tired or down at least one drink before rambling about more personal things.

[ocyuri]

affirmations for oc artists:

* im allowed to change my ocs design

* nobody will kill me if i change my ocs design

* compliments are not threats

* just because somebody said they like my ocs design that does not mean they will hunt me down and kill me if i change my ocs design

* my ocs are mine and i can design them how i want

* im very brave and i can change my ocs design if i want to

[ocyuri]

* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUEEEE TRUEEEEEE

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[isopodcore]

its woodcock season, baby!

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[loveridden1999]

i want to be free

[teathattast]

[gjordis]

Me, halfway through my lunch pancakes, listening to my coworkers talk about the mouth-feel of snails, clams and tartare steak

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[gjordis]

I’ll go from having a delightful bonding moment with my coworkers to failing miserably at socializing so fast it’s not even funny

[gjordis]

My boss asked me to go through a few AI courses on microslop learn, because aparently corporate is considering making ITSS (?) people do them, and bro what fucking guy does microslop have writing those? ”Ask AI to make a presesntation about water sports” ”stay abreast of updates” there was also a very in-depth description of a cafe order just as a way to color in the text a bit more. Crazy

[neuehell]

I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

[acapelladitty]

raccoon cities next top model

[alexwlwesker]

my pet shrimp with every disease

[burrowingdweller]

Squish squish squish

[gjordis]

Telling your parents about the characters you simp for? Absolutely fucking diabolical. Why on earth would you do such a thing?