Your favourite diet magazine. Your mother’s favourite diet magazine. Your sister’s favourite diet magazine.
YOU CAN LOSE AS MUCH AS 10 LBS IN 5 DAYS!
But The Glass Prince isn’t for everyone. Pick up your daily paper with caution.
TW WARNING: $H/3D.
stats and such under cut.
We had a talk with one of our newest models, to see how he’s been ever since picking up our magazine.
“So, what’s your name? When’d you start reading The Glass Prince?”
“Uh, Matthew —Matt. Or Juniper. I started reading last November, of ‘24. It’s helped me an awful lot. I’ve lost 30 pounds so far.”
“That’s great! How old are you, what’s your height, and what did you weigh before you began dieting?”
“I’m 15. I’m 5’7, or 170 cm, and I started at 195 pounds. My current weight is 165 pounds.”
“And all that in just a few months. Any goals? When do you think you’ll stop?”
“Yeah, haha. I want to reach a few goal weights, like 150, 130, then eventually end at 110. I don’t think I’ll ever stop reaching for The Glass Prince, though.”
Since we’ve made dieting easy, our model is thrilled! No more late-night eating, or daily over-indulgences with our magazine tucked under his arm. We’ll keep checking back in with him later.
And, to make everything easier too—not just losing those pesky few pounds—we’ve implemented a simple sorting method to all our issues.
• #gl4ss winter || main tag
• #gl4ss recov || recovery era
• #gl4ss shed || $h/3d related posts
• #gl4ss rb || reblogs
• #gl4ss shitposts || self explanatory LOL
• #gl4ss rants || where i talk, like, a lot
• #gl4ss asks || ask/answer tag
• #gl4ss art || art tag
• #gl4ss fp/death note/anything posting || topics that dont get their own tags but i do post abt alot
“I really loved The Glass Prince’s approach to food! It’s made me think a lot more about what I eat, call me obsessed!”
“Everytime I think of going to the kitchen, I just reach for my medicine cabinet instead!”
You’ll shed all that extra fat just in time for summer—All your friends will HATE YOUR GUTS with JEALOUSY!
emotional neglect from your parents is so hard to contend with. they didn't beat the fuck out of me exactly but they didn't care if i got hurt or what the fuck i was doing and they didn't teach me how to be a person in the most fundamental ways. and you can't explain this to anyone without sounding like an angsty teenager who can't get over anything